SO I JUST GOT BACK FROM NORA’S, AND…YEAH. IT WAS AN INTERESTING WEEKEND, TO SAY THE LEAST.
NORA MET ME AT THE AIRPORT WITH HER NYMPH FRIENDS:
THEY ESCORTED ME TO MOUNT WASHINGTON IN THIS:
IDK, NORA HAD IT MADE FOR HER BY SOMEONE SOMEWHERE.
ONCE WE GOT TO MOUNT WASHINGTON, THE PARTY STARTED. AND BY STARTING THE PARTY, I MEAN, NORA SHOVED A BONG IN MY MOUTH AND IT ALL WENT DOWN FROM THERE:
BTW, NECTAR IS LIKE ALCOHOL TO FAIRIES. GETS THEM DRUNKER FASTER THAN ANYTHING. NOT THAT I WOULD KNOW. *COUGH*
OF COURSE, I CAN’T REALLY TELL YOU ABOUT THIS WEEKEND OF WILD AND CRAZY THINGS BECAUSE I DON’T REMEMBER HALF OF THEM. I THINK THERE WAS AN ORGY, AT SOME POINT IN TIME. ALL I KNOW IS I AM SORE IN SOME REALLY STRANGE PLACES.
BECAUSE THIS MORNING, I WOKE UP LIKE THIS:
YEAH. I AM SPARKLING AGAIN, WTF? AND WHY DO I HAVE A SUDDEN CRAVING FOR BLOOD? AND WHY DO I FEEL AS REPRESSED AS A 100 YEAR OLD VIRGIN? FUCK.
*SIGHS BEFORE GOING TO EXPRESS HIS EMO THROUGH MUSIC*
(OOC: This weekend was um. Yeah. Interesting, if you saw my tweets. Also, I may or may not have passed out with a Solo Cup in hand at one point last night. But it was really nice getting to you IRL, Adam! We have to get together again soon! That was so much fun! Also, I apologize if it takes awhile for me to respond. My dad has to use the computer soon.)