I'M OFFICIALLY CALLING THE FIRST OFFICIAL MEETING OF THE SUPER LEAGUE OF AWESOME TO ORDER. WE'VE BEEN TALKING ABOUT THIS THING DAMN LONG ENOUGH. AND WITH CERTAIN DRAMA *sobs* Andyjustofficiallybrokeupwithme. Forrealthistime. Notlikeabreaklikebefore. We'redone. *sobs* GOING ON AMONGST COME OF US, I THINK WE NEED TO DO THIS. *I* NEED TO DO THIS. NOW. ::forces herself to stop sniffling and put on a smile::
OUR MEMBERS
MYSELF, A SPECIAL CHILD AND HUMAN/DEMON/HORSEMAN HYBRID, THE TELEKINETIC DEMON-CHARMER, WHO HAS SOME MAGIC UP HER SLEEVES
ANDY *sobs*, A SPECIAL CHILD AND MIND WEAVER, WHO CAN BOTH CONTROL PEOPLE'S THOUGHTS AND VISIONS. AND STAY IMPOSSIBLY GROUNDED AND CHILL IN THE WORST OF SITUATIONS. USUALLY
MAGGIE, SPAWN OF HORSEMAN PESTILENCE, ACCIDENTALLY ENHANCED WITH ANDY'S *sobs* SPECIAL BLOOD, SHE CAN GIVE YOU A NASTY COLD AND THEN KNOCK YOU OUT WITH HER "MAD GMA SKILLZ".
ED, OUR FAIRY PRINCE. OR PARTLY AT LEAST. HIS HANDS SHOOT BEAMS OF LIGHT, FIGHTING DARKNESS AND EVIL
and
SAM, SPECIAL CHILD AND VESSEL OF LUCIFER, WHO HAS AGREED TO BE AN HONORARY MEMBER, SERVING AS GUIDE AND MENTOR TO US.
SO, FIRST ORDER OF BUSINESS! WE NEED AN OFFICIAL NAME. IF WE DON'T COME UP WITH ONE, I'M DECLARING US THE SUPER LEAGUE OF AWESOME. BECAUSE ITS AWESOME.
SECONDLY, WE ALL NEED SUPERHERO IDENTITIES. COSTUMES AND NAMES. THIS IS MINE. AND I SHALL GO BY DEMONICA!
IF YOU'VE GOT YOUR COSTUME READY, SHOW IT OFF ;-) IF NOT, I'M FULLY PREPARED TO HELP YOU MAKE IT.
THIRDLY, GROUP SYMBOL/MASCOT. THE CENTER OF MY COSTUME IS WAY TOO EMPTY. AND WE NEED A COMMON IMAGE TO RALLY BEHIND.
FOUR. WHAT IS OUR MISSION? ARE WE LEAVING THE SUPERNATURAL STUFF TO THE HUNTERS AND GOING AFTER EVERYONE ELSE? FIGHTING CRIME OR SIMPLE DO-GOODING OR BOTH?
LASTLY, WE NEED TO TRAIN. I'M THINKING KUNG FU LESSONS, ASAP. WE MIGHT HAVE THE POWERS. BUT WE STILL NEED STRENGTH AND AGILITY AND, WELL, KICK ASS MOVES.
AND IF YOU HAVE ANY DOUBTS AS TO OUR ABILITIES, NOTE HOW WELL WE DID WITH TRYING TO TAKE DOWN PAZ. WE GOT A LOT OF HIS MINIONS, PROTECTED HARRY, GOT BACK PESTI'S RING. AND THAT WAS WITHOUT ANDY*sobs* EVEN.
Also, as a sidenote, Harry, we didn't want you to think we forgot about you. I know you don't have like, the superpower thing going, but you could totally train and be our sidekick if you want.