THE NEW SCOOBY GANG
Y'KNOW, WHEN A DEMON POSSESSES YOUR BOYFRIEND; CONVINCES YOU HE'S NOT POSSESSED ANYMORE SO HE CAN HAVE SEX WITH YOU; HAS SEX WITH ONE OF YOUR BROTHERS AND TRIES TO HAVE SEX WITH THE OTHER; AND BASICALLY TRIES TO SCREW WITH EVERYONE IN TREEHOUSE...
IT CAN PISS A GIRL OFF. I WASN'T ABOUT TO JUST SIT ON MY ASS AND WATCH PAZ TAKE HARRY'S BODY FOR A JOYRIDE. AVA, ED, ELLEN? THANK YOU FOR COMING WITH ME. I DON'T KNOW IF THIS IS GOING TO WORK, BUT... IT'S WORTH A SHOT, RIGHT?
WHEN I TOLD AVA ABOUT MY PLANS TO TRACK PAZ DOWN AND TRY TO FIND A WAY TO GET HIM OUT OF HARRY, SHE VOLUNTEERED TO COME WITH ME RIGHT AWAY (I'M GUESSING BECAUSE OF WHAT HAPPENED WITH ANDY. PAZ, YOU SICK SON OF A BITCH). ED AND ELLEN QUICKLY DID THE SAME, AND I CAN'T BE SURPRISED AFTER WHAT THIS MONSTER HAS DONE TO US. *HOLDS UP PESTILENCE'S RING* I FOUND THIS UNDER MY BROTHER'S BED. LAST STRAW.
ELLEN AND ED WENT TO GATHER WEAPONS.
AVA TRIED TO FIND ONE, TOO, BUT...
SINCE AVA'S THE MOST IN-TUNE WITH HER POWERS, I THOUGHT IT WOULD BE GOOD FOR HER TO TRY TO FIND A SPELL TO PROTECT HARRY. WE FOUND ONE THAT WOULD ASSURE THAT WHILE PAZ MIGHT GET HURT, HARRY'S BODY WOULD REMAIN UNHARMED.
AVA, YOU WERE AMAZING. AFTER THAT, WE WENT LOOKING FOR PAZ. A COUPLE OF WHAT SEEMED TO BE HIS CRONIES TRIED TO GET ED, I'M GUESSING TO TAKE HIM TO PAZ FOR SOME MORE... *SHUDDERS* NEVER MIND. AVA USED HER POWERS TO ROYALLY FUCK SOME OF THE UP, AND I USED MY GMA TRAINING TO BEAT THE CRAP OUT OF MOST OF THE REST. ELLEN? SHE WAS KICKING ASS, NO QUESTION. AS USUAL.
ED CAUGHT SIGHT OF PAZ AS HE RAN AWAY, LIKE THE COWARD HE IS. WE RAN AFTER HIM AND ENDED UP AT A MOVIE THEATER. NICE, PAZ. GO WHERE THERE'S LOTS OF PEOPLE BECAUSE YOU THINK THAT'LL PROTECT YOU. THINK AGAIN.
UNFORTUNATELY, HE'S FASTER THAN HE LOOKS. MEANWHILE, ED WAS BUSY FIGHTING WITH YET ANOTHER MINION.
THEY JUST WOULDN'T LEAVE HIM ALONE. AVA WENT TO ASSIST. THEY CAME BACK ALONE, SO... THEY WON? ALTHOUGH ED CAME BACK WITH A BLOODY EYEBROW, AND AVA SEEMED PRETTY DAZED. ARE YOU GUYS OKAY?
AS ELLEN DISTRACTED PAZ, I STARTED READING FROM THE EXORCISM BOOK SHE GAVE ME. SHE SAID IT'S MORE EFFECTIVE COMING FROM A LOVED ONE, AND I GUESS IT'S TRUE BECAUSE AS SOON AS PAZ NOTICED WHAT I WAS DOING, HE FLIPPED OUT, KNOCKED HER OUT (DDDD:) AND CAME RIGHT AT ME.
HE GOT ME PRETTY GOOD, I'M ALMOST CERTAIN I HAVE AT LEAST A FEW BRUISED RIBS. STILL, NOT THE FULL-BODY CAST. BOTH ED AND AVA RUSHED TO MY SIDE, BUT PAZ KNOCKED THEM OUT, TOO ;___; I GUESS HE'S STILL BITTER ABOUT NOT GETTING WHAT HE WANTED FROM ED AND BEING ~CONFUSED BY AVA. I MANAGED TO SUCK IT UP ENOUGH TO GET THE UPPER-HAND AND BUSTED OUT MY WEAPON TO FINALLY END IT...
I COULDN'T DO IT. I COULDN'T EVEN THINK OF KILLING THE BASTARD, NOT WHEN HE'S WEARING HARRY'S FACE. HE SAW IT IN MY EYES, AND HE MOCKED ME ENDLESSLY FOR IT. I WASN'T ABOVE DOING THIS, THOUGH...
HE SEEMS TO BE INCAPACITATED FOR A MINUTE. I THINK I FOUND HIS WEAK SPOT, EVEN THOUGH HE KINDA LOOKED LIKE HE WAS GETTING OFF ON IT. *SIGHS* LISTEN, I'VE GOT THIS *HOLDS UP PESTILENCE'S RING AGAIN* BUT I DON'T KNOW HOW TO USE IT, AND WE CAN'T DO THIS ON OUR OWN. *EXCHANGES GLANCES WITH THE REST OF THE SCOOBY GANG, WHO ARE ALL TOTALLY OKAY ASIDE FROM SOME BRUISES* CAN ANYONE--ANYONE--PLEASE HELP?
ETA: WE LOST HIM. I DON'T EVEN KNOW HOW. ONE MINUTE HE WAS THERE, AND THE NEXT... *CRUMBLES IN DEFEAT*
IT CAN PISS A GIRL OFF. I WASN'T ABOUT TO JUST SIT ON MY ASS AND WATCH PAZ TAKE HARRY'S BODY FOR A JOYRIDE. AVA, ED, ELLEN? THANK YOU FOR COMING WITH ME. I DON'T KNOW IF THIS IS GOING TO WORK, BUT... IT'S WORTH A SHOT, RIGHT?
WHEN I TOLD AVA ABOUT MY PLANS TO TRACK PAZ DOWN AND TRY TO FIND A WAY TO GET HIM OUT OF HARRY, SHE VOLUNTEERED TO COME WITH ME RIGHT AWAY (I'M GUESSING BECAUSE OF WHAT HAPPENED WITH ANDY. PAZ, YOU SICK SON OF A BITCH). ED AND ELLEN QUICKLY DID THE SAME, AND I CAN'T BE SURPRISED AFTER WHAT THIS MONSTER HAS DONE TO US. *HOLDS UP PESTILENCE'S RING* I FOUND THIS UNDER MY BROTHER'S BED. LAST STRAW.
ELLEN AND ED WENT TO GATHER WEAPONS.
AVA TRIED TO FIND ONE, TOO, BUT...
SINCE AVA'S THE MOST IN-TUNE WITH HER POWERS, I THOUGHT IT WOULD BE GOOD FOR HER TO TRY TO FIND A SPELL TO PROTECT HARRY. WE FOUND ONE THAT WOULD ASSURE THAT WHILE PAZ MIGHT GET HURT, HARRY'S BODY WOULD REMAIN UNHARMED.
AVA, YOU WERE AMAZING. AFTER THAT, WE WENT LOOKING FOR PAZ. A COUPLE OF WHAT SEEMED TO BE HIS CRONIES TRIED TO GET ED, I'M GUESSING TO TAKE HIM TO PAZ FOR SOME MORE... *SHUDDERS* NEVER MIND. AVA USED HER POWERS TO ROYALLY FUCK SOME OF THE UP, AND I USED MY GMA TRAINING TO BEAT THE CRAP OUT OF MOST OF THE REST. ELLEN? SHE WAS KICKING ASS, NO QUESTION. AS USUAL.
ED CAUGHT SIGHT OF PAZ AS HE RAN AWAY, LIKE THE COWARD HE IS. WE RAN AFTER HIM AND ENDED UP AT A MOVIE THEATER. NICE, PAZ. GO WHERE THERE'S LOTS OF PEOPLE BECAUSE YOU THINK THAT'LL PROTECT YOU. THINK AGAIN.
UNFORTUNATELY, HE'S FASTER THAN HE LOOKS. MEANWHILE, ED WAS BUSY FIGHTING WITH YET ANOTHER MINION.
THEY JUST WOULDN'T LEAVE HIM ALONE. AVA WENT TO ASSIST. THEY CAME BACK ALONE, SO... THEY WON? ALTHOUGH ED CAME BACK WITH A BLOODY EYEBROW, AND AVA SEEMED PRETTY DAZED. ARE YOU GUYS OKAY?
AS ELLEN DISTRACTED PAZ, I STARTED READING FROM THE EXORCISM BOOK SHE GAVE ME. SHE SAID IT'S MORE EFFECTIVE COMING FROM A LOVED ONE, AND I GUESS IT'S TRUE BECAUSE AS SOON AS PAZ NOTICED WHAT I WAS DOING, HE FLIPPED OUT, KNOCKED HER OUT (DDDD:) AND CAME RIGHT AT ME.
HE GOT ME PRETTY GOOD, I'M ALMOST CERTAIN I HAVE AT LEAST A FEW BRUISED RIBS. STILL, NOT THE FULL-BODY CAST. BOTH ED AND AVA RUSHED TO MY SIDE, BUT PAZ KNOCKED THEM OUT, TOO ;___; I GUESS HE'S STILL BITTER ABOUT NOT GETTING WHAT HE WANTED FROM ED AND BEING ~CONFUSED BY AVA. I MANAGED TO SUCK IT UP ENOUGH TO GET THE UPPER-HAND AND BUSTED OUT MY WEAPON TO FINALLY END IT...
I COULDN'T DO IT. I COULDN'T EVEN THINK OF KILLING THE BASTARD, NOT WHEN HE'S WEARING HARRY'S FACE. HE SAW IT IN MY EYES, AND HE MOCKED ME ENDLESSLY FOR IT. I WASN'T ABOVE DOING THIS, THOUGH...
HE SEEMS TO BE INCAPACITATED FOR A MINUTE. I THINK I FOUND HIS WEAK SPOT, EVEN THOUGH HE KINDA LOOKED LIKE HE WAS GETTING OFF ON IT. *SIGHS* LISTEN, I'VE GOT THIS *HOLDS UP PESTILENCE'S RING AGAIN* BUT I DON'T KNOW HOW TO USE IT, AND WE CAN'T DO THIS ON OUR OWN. *EXCHANGES GLANCES WITH THE REST OF THE SCOOBY GANG, WHO ARE ALL TOTALLY OKAY ASIDE FROM SOME BRUISES* CAN ANYONE--ANYONE--PLEASE HELP?
ETA: WE LOST HIM. I DON'T EVEN KNOW HOW. ONE MINUTE HE WAS THERE, AND THE NEXT... *CRUMBLES IN DEFEAT*