MOMMY DEAREST...
SO I WENT BACK TO MY MOTHER’S PLACE TO CLEAN OUT THE REST OF MY STUFF, AND TRY TO CLEAR THE AIR WITH HER. LET’S JUST SAY, IT DID NOT END WELL.
FOR THOSE THAT DON’T KNOW, THIS IS MY MOTHER:
YEAH, SHE DOES LOOK A LOT LIKE TAMMY FAE BAKER, I KNOW. SHE’S ALSO KIND OF BFFS WITH THIS LADY:
YEAH. SO, CONTINUING ON, MY MOTHER HAS A REAL CLOSE RELATIONSHIP WITH JESUS. (HER WORDS, NOT MINE.) AND APPARENTLY, SOME “ANGELS” TOLD HIM TO TELL HER THAT I’M GAY. SO WHEN I GOT BACK TO HER PLACE, I FOUND MY ROOM COVERED WITH THESE:
PERFECT, RIGHT? EXCEPT THAT ALL OF THE BELONGINGS IN THE BOXES? NOT MINE. APPARENTLY, SHE HAS A NEW BOYFRIEND WHO’S MOVING IN. SHE TOLD ME SHE BURNED ALL OF MY STUFF THAT I LEFT BEHIND. THEN SHE SAID THAT UNLESS I GO HERE:
SHE HAS NO SON. SO OF COURSE I REFUSED, AND NOW I’M DISOWNED. AND ALL OF MY BELONGINGS HAVE BURNT TO ASH. EXCEPT FOR THIS, WHICH MOTHER DEAREST HANDED TO ME ON MY WAY OUT:
BUT IT’S FINE. IT ‘S NOT LIKE I NEED HER IN MY LIFE, ANYWAY.
FOR THOSE THAT DON’T KNOW, THIS IS MY MOTHER:
YEAH, SHE DOES LOOK A LOT LIKE TAMMY FAE BAKER, I KNOW. SHE’S ALSO KIND OF BFFS WITH THIS LADY:
YEAH. SO, CONTINUING ON, MY MOTHER HAS A REAL CLOSE RELATIONSHIP WITH JESUS. (HER WORDS, NOT MINE.) AND APPARENTLY, SOME “ANGELS” TOLD HIM TO TELL HER THAT I’M GAY. SO WHEN I GOT BACK TO HER PLACE, I FOUND MY ROOM COVERED WITH THESE:
PERFECT, RIGHT? EXCEPT THAT ALL OF THE BELONGINGS IN THE BOXES? NOT MINE. APPARENTLY, SHE HAS A NEW BOYFRIEND WHO’S MOVING IN. SHE TOLD ME SHE BURNED ALL OF MY STUFF THAT I LEFT BEHIND. THEN SHE SAID THAT UNLESS I GO HERE:
SHE HAS NO SON. SO OF COURSE I REFUSED, AND NOW I’M DISOWNED. AND ALL OF MY BELONGINGS HAVE BURNT TO ASH. EXCEPT FOR THIS, WHICH MOTHER DEAREST HANDED TO ME ON MY WAY OUT:
BUT IT’S FINE. IT ‘S NOT LIKE I NEED HER IN MY LIFE, ANYWAY.