DEAR DIARY JOURNAL,
SO I’VE HEARD WRITING IN ONE OF THESE THINGS CAN BE THERAPUTIC SO I FIGURED, WHY THE HELL NOT? I’LL TRY ANYTHING ONCE. ;)
ANYWAY, AVA DECIDED TO TAKE A VACATION TO CLEAR HER HEAD A LITTLE, LEAVING, LEAVING ON A JET PLANE TO HAWAII. GENERALLY EVERYONE WISHES HER WELL, AND HOPES SHE FINDS PEACE SOON. MEANWHILE HARRY SENDS HER OFF IN HIS OWN SPECIAL WAY. -_-
THE BIGGEST NEWS, OF COURSE, CONCERNS SAM AND JESS WINCHESTER, WHO ARE NOW MAN AND WIFE. CONGRATULATIONS AGAIN, GUYS! THE CEREMONY WAS BEAUTIFUL AND THE CAKE WAS DELICIOUS, FEATURING MORGAN FREEMAN AS THE OFFICIATOR OF THE WEDDING, AND GIRL!LUCIFER (OR LUCY, AS HARRY KNOWS HER) AS ONE OF JESS’ MANY LOVELY BRIDESMAIDS. ALSO, LOTS OF TEARS WERE SHED. MANLY TEARS OF JOY, OF COURSE. TRUMPED ONLY BY TEARS OF MANPAIN AND ANGST.
HIGHLIGHTS INCLUDE: SAM AND JESS HAVING THEIR FIRST DANCE, GABE AND LUCY ER, MAKING WAVES IN THE POOL, HARRY AND LUCY DISCUSSING MARRIAGE (YEAH, I DON’T EVEN KNOW), HENDRIKSEN OUTDOING EVERYONE IN TERMS OF WEDDING GIFTS (DAMN THAT IS A NICE CAR), AND MAGGIE AND HARRY OUT ADORABLING OTHER COUPLES.
ALSO, HARRY’S MOVING IN WITH PESTILENCE? WHAT THE HELL? HARRY, JUST SO YOU KNOW, YOU STILL HAVE A ROOM WITH US AT THE APARTMENT. ):
ELLEN THEN OPENED THE ROADHOUSE, OFFERING VARIOUS METHODS OF RELAXATION. READ: HOOKAHS AND SPECIAL BROWNIES, BECAUSE ELLEN IS AWESOME. (SHIT, I’M PISSED I MISSED THIS. I COULD DO WITH A SPECIAL BROWNIE OR TWO.) JOHN AND ELLEN BOND OVER SAM AND JESS’S WEDDING. (AS FRIENDS, HARRY. *POINTED LOOK*) LUCI DECIDES TO TAKE A TRIP DOWNSTAIRS TO HELP OUT CROWLEY, WHO’S IN SOME KIND OF TROUBLE WITH DISAPPEARING AND REAPPEARING AT RANDOM INTERVALS. CROWLEY SHOWED UP AFTER CALLING ELLEN, AND ELLEN PROCEEDS TO BE A BAMF COMFORTER BEFORE HEADING OFF WITH CROWLEY SOMEWHERE MORE PRIVATE, LEAVING MY SISTER IN CHARGE OF THE BAR. AW, MAGGIE’S ALL GROWN UP NOW, RUNNING A BAR.
CHUCK ALSO SHOWED UP, WHERE HE REVEALED PLANS FOR WRITING A BOOK NOT BASED ON REAL PEOPLE’S LIFES. GOOD LUCK, CHUCK! HE ALSO MENTIONED SOMETHING ABOUT HAVING THOUSANDS OF LIVES BEFORE THIS ONE. TRIPPY.
ADAM ALSO WANDERED IN, LOOKING A LITTLE WORSE FOR WEAR. LUCKILY, THERE WERE PLENTY OF FRIENDS AROUND TO HELP CHEER HIM UP. EXCEPT ME. SORRY ABOUT THAT MAN. I WAS A LITTLE BUSY MYSELF.
SAM AND JESS ARE NOW ENJOYING THE BENEFITS OF BEING MARRIED IN ITALY. HAVE FUN GUYS! TRY TO LEAVE THE HOTEL ROOM TO SEE SOME OF THE SIGHTS ONCE IN AWHILE, YEAH? ;)
ANYWAY, TESSA FINALLY FOUND A WAY TO CONTACT THE REST OF TREEHOUSE USING A FRIENDLY, NEIGHBORHOOD DOGGY MESSANGER. SHE REVEALED THAT SHE WAS IN THE POUND, AND EVERYONE PROCEEDED TO PANIC, AS THEY RIGHTLY SHOULD HAVE, AS POUNDS ARE SCARY PLACES. LUCKILY, GABE AND MARY SHOWED UP, WHERE GABE TURNED TESSA BACK INTO A HUMAN, AND MARY MADE USE OF MORE OF HER BAMF MOTHERING SKILLS. MICHAEL HELPED TESSA HEAL SOME MORE, AND ELLEN WELCOMED TESSA BACK WITH OPEN ARMS. WE’RE JUST GLAD YOU CAME BACK SAFE, MOMMABEAR TESSA!
MEANWHILE, MAGGIE AND I MADE USE OF OUR TIME IN NEW HAMPSHIRE TO CLIMB MT. WASHINGTON. HIPPIE FOOD WAS ENJOYED BY ALL, WE ONLY GOT A LITTLE LOST, I MIGHT HAVE RUN INTO A TREE OR TWO, ONE OF MY FARIE RELATIVES SHOWED UP AND CAUSED SOME MISCHEIF, ETC. THE IMPORTANT PART IS THAT THE ZEDDMORES ARE THE BEST SIBLINGS AND WE DO IT BEST. RIGHT, SIS?
ALSO, LUCIFER RETURNED FROM HELL, WHERE HE ER, INFLICTED THE PAIN OF DISCO ON SOME DEMONS TO FIND OUT WHAT HAS BEEN GOING ON WITH CROWLEY. NEEDLESS TO SAY, THE TRIP WAS SUCCESSFUL, WITH DANCING PIRATES AND ALL! LUCI AND GABE SNUGGLE, I FETCH LUCI COFFEE, CROWLEY RAN OFF WITH A DEMON NAMED MATHIM TO INTERROGATE HIM, AND WAR GOT EMOTIONAL OVER HIS BREAK-UP WITH DEATH.
ALL IN ALL, IT’S BEEN RATHER QUIET AROUND HERE LATELY. IT’S KIND OF UNNERVING. THE CALM BEFORE THE STORM, OR SO THEY SAY. ANYWAY, HAPPY INDEPENDENCE DAY EVERYONE! CELEBRATE WITH FIREWORKS AND OTHER GOOD STUFF, OKAY? ;)
(OOC: I'm sorry if I don't reply to you guys for awhile; I have work until 11 tonight, and then a 45 minute drive home. But I will try to reply as best I can.)