DEAR GOD, IT'S ME, ED...

[treehouse_ed]

HEY GOD.

I KNOW WE'RE NOT ON THE BEST OF TERMS. BUT MAYBE WE CAN FORGET ABOUT THAT FOR A MOMENT AND YOU CAN DO ME A FAVOR? ANYTIME YOU WANT TO STRIKE ME DOWN WITH LIKE, A BOLT OF LIGHTNING OR SOME SHIT LIKE THAT, THAT WOULD BE FUCKING FANTASTIC. OR ANY OTHER PAINFUL, SLOW DEATH WOULD BE AWESOME. IN THE MEAN TIME, I'LL BE PRAYING MY LIVER GIVES OUT ANY TIME NOW.

THANKS, I GUESS. *CHUGS HARD LIQUOR*