MY PRINCE EDUARDO IS A REAL FAIRY PRINCE! AN NOW I AM A REAL FAIRY PRINCESS!!! ::dances around and curtsies:: HES MY PRINCE BUT IS OKAY CAUSE WE DIDN REALLY KISS CAUS KISSES ARE GROSS AN BOYS HAVE COOTIES.
PRINCE EDUARDO AN I MADE A SPECIAL CAKE FOR EVYBODY!!!! IS NILLA AN FUNFETTI AN RED BELTBIT AN I HELPED!!!!!!! ::floats the cake in the air for all to see::
AN EVYONE IS INVITED. EVEN THE MEANIES. CAUSE PRINCE EDUARDO SAYS THAT YOU HAVE TO BE NICE TO THE MEANIES TO TEACH THEM! AN EVYONE HAS TO BE HAPPY. CAUSE EVYONE IS SAD OR MAD AN IS SCARY :(
WE MADE CROWNS FOR EVYBODY TOO! AN WANDS!!!! SO YOU CAN ALL BE FAIRY PRINCES AN PRINCESSES WITH ME! BUT WERE THE REAL ONES!!!!
AN MY TOYS ARE HAVING A TEA PARTY AN YOU CAN ALL PLAY TOO! MY TOYS ARE SPECIAL CAUSE I MADE THEM REAL!!!! SEE! THEY MOVE AN EVYTHING!!! ::the stuffed animals are all moving around the tea party as if they were alive, and all with distinctly black eyes replacing the usual buttons or glass beads::
AN THIS IS BOBO!!! ::a stuffed horse trots by:: HES MY BESTEST FRIEND AN YOU CAN RIDE HIM OR GET HIM TO DO TRICKS!!!! AN HES ONLY A HORSIE RIGHT NOW BUT I CAN MAKE HIM BE ANYTHING I WANT!!! AN HE LIKES TO PLAY WITH ME CAUSE HE ::whispers:: comes from somewhere really scary an doesn wanna go back.
OKAY EVYONE!!!! CAKE AN PRINCE AN PRINCESS PARTY TIME!!!!