REVENGE IS A DISH BEST SERVED
SO, LIL AND I HAVE NOTICED A VERY VERY DISTURBING TREND, RECENTLY. NAMELY THAT "TEAM EVIL" HAS BEEN EITHER IGNORING OR FORGETTING ABOUT US.
WE WERE WILLING TO LET IT SLIDE... UNTIL THE BODY SWAP. AND THE COSTUME THING. THANK LUCIFER THAT'S OVER. /RUNS A HAND THROUGH HIS HAIR HAPPILY/
SO THANKS TO WAR, YOU ALL GET TO HAVE A FUN TWENTY FOUR HOURS, COURTESY OF GABE, LILITH AND MYSELF.
FIRST OF ALL, YOU'RE GOING TO NOTICE THAT IT IS VERY UNCOMFORTABLE WHEN IT COMES TIME FOR INTIMACY. YOU SEE, YOU'RE ALL WEARING VERY SPECIAL CHASTITY BELTS FOR THE NEXT TWENTY FOUR HOURS. HAVE FUN WITH NO SEX, EVERYONE!
BUT NO SEX, WELL THAT JUST MEANS PEOPLE WILL GET OUT THEIR AGGRESSIONS OTHER WAYS, RIGHT? NAMELY THROUGH THE SECOND MOST COMMON PASTIME AROUND HERE... KILLING PEOPLE!
WRONG.
ALL OF YOUR WEAPONS? ARE NOW LOOKING A LITTLE BIT MORE LIKE THIS:
YES, WAR, DEATH, PESTY. FOR THIS TWENTY FOUR HOURS? THAT INCLUDES YOUR RINGS.
SO NO KILLING, YEAH?
AND THIRD, BECAUSE OF COURSE YOU LOT WOULD TURN TO THE BOTTLE --- WELL WE'RE NOT MAD AT EVERYONE! SO THIS ONE ONLY AFFECTS THOSE WHO GOT AMULETS THAT KEPT THEM FROM CHANGING BODIES. ANY TIME YOU TOUCH ALCOHOL?
YOU'LL FIND YOURSELF WITH A LOVELY GLASS OF THIS:
THAT'S RIGHT FOLKS. YOU GET NO ALCOHOL WITH WHICH TO DROWN YOUR SORROWS.
LIL, GABE AND I ARE IN FIJI NOW. WE'LL BE BACK TO REVERSE THIS LATER.
ooc: okay so everyone who is "on vacation" or "under age 5" is excepted from this. Unless you're War, Death or Pesty. Then you're not excepted. It'll last til 10 ish Pacific Time tomorrow night, so ... midnight ish for Gabe, etc etc.
WE WERE WILLING TO LET IT SLIDE... UNTIL THE BODY SWAP. AND THE COSTUME THING. THANK LUCIFER THAT'S OVER. /RUNS A HAND THROUGH HIS HAIR HAPPILY/
SO THANKS TO WAR, YOU ALL GET TO HAVE A FUN TWENTY FOUR HOURS, COURTESY OF GABE, LILITH AND MYSELF.
FIRST OF ALL, YOU'RE GOING TO NOTICE THAT IT IS VERY UNCOMFORTABLE WHEN IT COMES TIME FOR INTIMACY. YOU SEE, YOU'RE ALL WEARING VERY SPECIAL CHASTITY BELTS FOR THE NEXT TWENTY FOUR HOURS. HAVE FUN WITH NO SEX, EVERYONE!
BUT NO SEX, WELL THAT JUST MEANS PEOPLE WILL GET OUT THEIR AGGRESSIONS OTHER WAYS, RIGHT? NAMELY THROUGH THE SECOND MOST COMMON PASTIME AROUND HERE... KILLING PEOPLE!
WRONG.
ALL OF YOUR WEAPONS? ARE NOW LOOKING A LITTLE BIT MORE LIKE THIS:
YES, WAR, DEATH, PESTY. FOR THIS TWENTY FOUR HOURS? THAT INCLUDES YOUR RINGS.
SO NO KILLING, YEAH?
AND THIRD, BECAUSE OF COURSE YOU LOT WOULD TURN TO THE BOTTLE --- WELL WE'RE NOT MAD AT EVERYONE! SO THIS ONE ONLY AFFECTS THOSE WHO GOT AMULETS THAT KEPT THEM FROM CHANGING BODIES. ANY TIME YOU TOUCH ALCOHOL?
YOU'LL FIND YOURSELF WITH A LOVELY GLASS OF THIS:
THAT'S RIGHT FOLKS. YOU GET NO ALCOHOL WITH WHICH TO DROWN YOUR SORROWS.
LIL, GABE AND I ARE IN FIJI NOW. WE'LL BE BACK TO REVERSE THIS LATER.
ooc: okay so everyone who is "on vacation" or "under age 5" is excepted from this. Unless you're War, Death or Pesty. Then you're not excepted. It'll last til 10 ish Pacific Time tomorrow night, so ... midnight ish for Gabe, etc etc.