SO I GOT OUT OF SURGERY A COUPLE OF HOURS AGO. IT WENT WELL, WITH LITTLE COMPLICATIONS. THEY PULLED ONE OF THESE OUT OF MY SPINE:
THIS REALLY, REALLY HOT MAN WAS MY DOCTOR:
HE IS VERY NICE, THOUGH KIND OF STRANGE. HE CRIED A LOT, SAYING HOW HE REALLY JUST WANTED TO FIX ME. HE KEPT GOING ON ABOUT DESTINY AND SOME SMOKE MONSTER THING. AND HE KEPT MUTTERING ABOUT SOME WEIRD NUMBERS: 4, 8, 15, 16, 23, 42. AND SOMETHING ABOUT HIS FATHER. SO, I THINK HE HAS ISSUES OF HIS OWN TO WORK OUT. BUT HE SEEMS LIKE A VERY COMPETENT DOCTOR.
HE SAID I’M PROBABLY NOT GOING TO BE ABLE TO WALK FOR AWHILE, SO I’LL HAVE TO GET AROUND IN THIS:
I’M PROBABLY GOING TO HAVE TO GET TIME OFF FROM WORK. WHICH SUCKS. THEY’LL PROBABLY FIRE ME. BUT I JUST WANTED TO LET YOU ALL KNOW I’M OUT OF SURGERY, AND I’M DOING OKAY RIGHT NOW. DR. SHEPPARD SAYS HE WANTS TO KEEP ON OBSERVATION FOR LIKE, A WEEK. IN CASE OF COMPLICATIONS.
I DON’T KNOW. ALL I KNOW IS I HAVE MORPHINE AND PILLS TO KEEP ME COMPANY. WOOOOOOOOO. PAIN MEDS.