Hey, gang. Here is Ava's part:
SO IT SEEMS WHEN I WENT ALL EVIL I DECIDED THAT I WAS ABOVE PAYING RENT. I FINALLY MADE IT BACK FROM HELL ONLY TO DISCOVER THAT I HAD BEEN EVICTED. AND ALL OF MY BEAUTIFUL FURNITURE HAD BEEN THROWN ONTO THE STREET AND COLLECTED BY EAGER FREE/BARGAIN HUNTERS.
ED, BEING THE AMAZING WONDERFUL GUY THAT HE IS, OFFERED ME
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I UH, I'VE BEEN HAVING REALLY BAD MEMORIES EVERYTIME I CLOSE MY EYES AND I HAD HORRIBLE NIGHTMARES LAST NIGHT AND I...
I DON'T REALLY KNOW IF I'M OKAY SLEEPING ALONE RIGHT NOW.
COULD ONE OF YOU, MAYBE...
STAY WITH ME OR LET ME CRASH IN YOUR ROOM OR SOMETHING...?
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BUT YOU DON'T NEED TO TAKE THE SOFA. I MEAN, THE BED'S REALLY COMFY AND I JUST - I NEED TO FEEL SOMEONE'S THERE PROTECTING ME. I MEAN, IF YOU'RE COMFORTABLE. TOTALLY PLATONIC AND ALL. BUT IF NOT, THE SOFA WOULD BE WONDERFUL.
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...WHAT MAKES THEM EXTRA SPECIAL?
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I TRY. AS YOU KNOW, I REALLY HAVEN'T MATURED PAST THE AGE OF 5, ANYWAY. THIS IS WHAT MAKES THEM SPECIAL:
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BUT THAT IS TOTALLY AWESOME. AND I TOTALLY WANT A SUPER GIRL ONE OF MY OWN NOW.
DUDE, PLEASE, I REALLY REALLY NEED IT TO RUB OFF ON ME RIGHT NOW.
... WOW. I... DID NOT MEAN IT LIKE THAT. WHAT IS WITH THE INADVERTENT GUTTER BRAIN TONIGHT? DO YOU HAVE A FREUD SHRINE HIDDEN SOMEWHERE?
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I THINK WAL-MART MIGHT HAVE THEM ON SALE! THAT'S WHERE I FOUND THESE! THEY WERE REALLY CHEAP, TOO.
OKAY. I AM MORE THAN WILLING TO SPREAD MY LUCK AROUND. DAMN, I REALLY SHOULDN'T LEAVE MY COPY OF FREUD'S INTERPRETATION OF DREAMS LAYING AROUND, SHOULD I? ;)
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