SO NOW THAT CASTIEL'S PURITY IS BACK....
I'M IN THE MIDDLE OF TRACKING DOWN THAT EVIL BITCH MEG WHO SENT HELLHOUNDS AFTER ME! THAT FUCKING BITCH IS GOING BACK DOWN TO HELL!
FIRST I'LL START OFF BY TELLING YOU WHO I AM BECAUSE I KNOW THAT SOME OF YOU ARE LIKE, WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU LITTLE GIRL?
NAME'S JO HARVELLE. DAUGHTER TO BILL AND ELLEN. OH YEAH, AND I'M A BAMF! I GOT IT FROM MY PARENTS.
ME AND MOM:
WE MET THE WINCHESTER BROTHERS ABOUT 3 YEARS AGO. AHH, REMEMBER THAT MOMENT, GUYS?
EVENTUALLY I WORKED WITH SAM AND DEAN ON MY FIRST CASE, DEALING WITH THE SPIRIT OF THE VERY FIRST SERIAL KILLER, H.H. HOLMES. I THINK LUCY MIGHT HAVE KNOWN THIS GUY AT SOME POINT.
THEN I DIDN'T SEE THEM FOR A WHILE. THAT IS UNTIL THE REASON FOR THIS POST SHOWS UP HIDING IN SAM. THAT BITCH IS GONNA PAY FOR WHAT SHE DID!
AND AGAIN NOT SEEING THE GUYS IN A LONG TIME, WE MET UP WITH THEM WHILE WE DEALT WITH THAT FUCKING ASSHOLE OF A HORSEMAN, WAR. WE KICKED HIS ASS GOOD, THOUGH.
SO NEXT TIME WE MET UP, MOM AND I GOT A LITTLE BIT OF JACK INTO CASTIEL. DAMN THIS IS ONE BAMF OF AN ANGEL!
AND THEN HEADED OUT WITH THE COLT FROM CROWLEY (THANKS, YOU CRAZY DEMON).
SO THE PLAN DIDN'T GO AS WELL AS WE HAD HOPED BECAUSE THAT FUCKING BITCH DEMON SHOWED UP AGAIN IN HER NEW BODY AND ACTING LIKE SHE WAS ONLY ONE IN THE WHOLE FUCKING UNIVERSE. SHE SENT THOSE HELLHOUND BITCHES TO DO HER DIRTY WORK (BECAUSE SHE COULDN'T KILL A HUNTER IF TRIED) ALMOST KILLING DEAN IN THE PROCESS.
I HAVE TO TELL YOU THAT I WAS FUCKING PISSED!
OKAY AND MAYBE IN SOME PAIN, BUT DEAN WAS ALL RIGHT SO THAT WAS FINE!
MOM STAYED WITH ME AS WE DECIDED THOSE FUCKING HELLHOUND BITCHES NEEDED TO BE DESTROYED AND SAM AND DEAN NEEDED A DIVERSION TO ESCAPE SO...
... WE TORCHED THOSE BITCHES!
AND THEN I HEARD THAT CASTIEL DEALT WITH THE BITCH BRIEFLY FOR WHICH I AM QUITE PLEASED ABOUT:
SO MEG, WHEREVER THE FUCK YOU ARE? IT'S ON BITCH!
FIRST I'LL START OFF BY TELLING YOU WHO I AM BECAUSE I KNOW THAT SOME OF YOU ARE LIKE, WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU LITTLE GIRL?
NAME'S JO HARVELLE. DAUGHTER TO BILL AND ELLEN. OH YEAH, AND I'M A BAMF! I GOT IT FROM MY PARENTS.
ME AND MOM:
WE MET THE WINCHESTER BROTHERS ABOUT 3 YEARS AGO. AHH, REMEMBER THAT MOMENT, GUYS?
EVENTUALLY I WORKED WITH SAM AND DEAN ON MY FIRST CASE, DEALING WITH THE SPIRIT OF THE VERY FIRST SERIAL KILLER, H.H. HOLMES. I THINK LUCY MIGHT HAVE KNOWN THIS GUY AT SOME POINT.
THEN I DIDN'T SEE THEM FOR A WHILE. THAT IS UNTIL THE REASON FOR THIS POST SHOWS UP HIDING IN SAM. THAT BITCH IS GONNA PAY FOR WHAT SHE DID!
AND AGAIN NOT SEEING THE GUYS IN A LONG TIME, WE MET UP WITH THEM WHILE WE DEALT WITH THAT FUCKING ASSHOLE OF A HORSEMAN, WAR. WE KICKED HIS ASS GOOD, THOUGH.
SO NEXT TIME WE MET UP, MOM AND I GOT A LITTLE BIT OF JACK INTO CASTIEL. DAMN THIS IS ONE BAMF OF AN ANGEL!
AND THEN HEADED OUT WITH THE COLT FROM CROWLEY (THANKS, YOU CRAZY DEMON).
SO THE PLAN DIDN'T GO AS WELL AS WE HAD HOPED BECAUSE THAT FUCKING BITCH DEMON SHOWED UP AGAIN IN HER NEW BODY AND ACTING LIKE SHE WAS ONLY ONE IN THE WHOLE FUCKING UNIVERSE. SHE SENT THOSE HELLHOUND BITCHES TO DO HER DIRTY WORK (BECAUSE SHE COULDN'T KILL A HUNTER IF TRIED) ALMOST KILLING DEAN IN THE PROCESS.
I HAVE TO TELL YOU THAT I WAS FUCKING PISSED!
OKAY AND MAYBE IN SOME PAIN, BUT DEAN WAS ALL RIGHT SO THAT WAS FINE!
MOM STAYED WITH ME AS WE DECIDED THOSE FUCKING HELLHOUND BITCHES NEEDED TO BE DESTROYED AND SAM AND DEAN NEEDED A DIVERSION TO ESCAPE SO...
... WE TORCHED THOSE BITCHES!
AND THEN I HEARD THAT CASTIEL DEALT WITH THE BITCH BRIEFLY FOR WHICH I AM QUITE PLEASED ABOUT:
SO MEG, WHEREVER THE FUCK YOU ARE? IT'S ON BITCH!