JESS I FOUND IT!
/LEADS YOU IN BLINDFOLED/
SO LET ME TELL YOU THAT FIRST. I WAS TRYING TO GET THE APARTMENT UNDER DEAN'S AND THEY SAID THAT IT WAS STILL ON THE MARKET, WELL COME TIME TO PAY FOR IT I FIND OUT THAT SOME OTHER FUCKER HAS ALREADY BOUGHT IT THE JERK. SO THEY TELL ME THAT THERE IS THIS PLACE NEXT STORE AND BECAUSE OF THE MIX UP THEY ARE GOING TO SELL IT TO ME AT THE SAME PRICE OF THE APARTMENT THAT DEAN BOUGHT. WHICH I WAS THINKING, GOOD DEAL, THEY ARE GOING TO BE THE SAME RIGHT? WELL I SHOULD HAVE ACTUALLY GONE TO THE NEIGHBORHOOD TO LOOK AT THE APARTMENT'S FIRST BEFORE SAYING YES BECAUSE IF I HAD I WOULD HAVE KNOWN THAT I WAS GETTING THE BEST GODDAMN DEAL IN THE WHOLE WORLD.
FIRST FLOOR:
THE ENTRANCE:
THE KITCHEN:
DINNING HALL
LIVING ROOM:
OTHER DINNING ROOM (YES WE HAVE TWO):
MY STUDY:
SECOND FLOOR
OUR ROOM:
OUR BATHROOM:
JESS'S CLOSET:
TWO GUESTROOMS, ONE FOR COUPLES AND ONE FOR EITHER ANOTHER COUPLES OR TWO FRIENDS:
THEIR BATHROOMS RESPECTIVELY:
AND THE BILLIARDS ROOM:
BASEMENT
THE BAR:
AND WELLLLLLLLL.....
IT HAD ONE OF THESE:
AND THAT'S ALL SHE WROTE!
ALSO JESS I KNOW I TOLD YOU THAT I WOULD TELL YOU ABOUT THE HOUSE AND LET YOU SEE IT FIRST BEFORE I SHOWED IT TO YOU, BUT THE TRUTH IS AFTER SEEING IT AFTER BUYING IT I KNEW IT HAD TO BE A SURPRISE. I HOPE YOU LIKE IT BABY I REALLY HOPE YOU DO.
ALSO IF YOU LOOK ON YOUR PILLOW ON YOUR NEW ROOM YOU MIGHT FIND A SURPRISE THAT LOOKS A LITTLE LIKE THIS:
HERE AND YES.
THAT IS WHAT YOU THINK IT IS.