OKAY WELL HERE IS THE THING
THING IS. I AM A BAMF.
I KNOW IT'S NOT LIKE ME TO BRAG OR ANYTHING BUT I AM. AND THERE IS A REASON I WAS PICKED TO BE LUCIFER'S VESSEL (THE ANSWER IS STILL NO BY THE WAY, JUST SO YOU KNOW). ONCE WE KNEW THAT CASTIEL'S PURITY WAS IN THE HANDS OF WAR WE SPRUNG INTO ACTION. I SENT A TEXT TO MY DAD THAT READ:
"WE'VE TRACKED DOWN WHERE WAR IS. GOING TO GET HIS PURITY BACK."
BUT WE NEEDED A DISTRACTION. AND WHO BETTER TO CREATE ONE THEN THE KING OF TRICKS HIMSELF: GABRIEL. BUT HE NEEDS TO GET HIS KICKS FROM SOMEWHERE AND WELL, THIS WAS JUST TOO GOOD TO PASS UP. SO WE CHOSE THE ONE THING WE KNEW WOULD AMUSE YOU ALL: OUT FUCKED UP FAMILY CIRCUS. OR MORE TO THE POINT, THE RELATIONSHIP BETWEEN ME, DEAN, AND CASTIEL THAT HAS BEEN IN QUESTION, HE GOT TO WORK ON CREATING SOME REALLY, REALLY GOOD PICTURES, SO GOOD THAT EVERYONE WOULD HAVE TO BELIEVE THEM AND MAN WERE THEY GOOD. SO WE GOT TO THE HOUSE AND LO AND BEHOLD THERE IT WAS:
(YEAH IT WAS A SPARKLING ROSE I DON'T GET IT EITHER, BUT IT'S CAS SO IT MAKES SENSE)
AND WE WOULD HAVE LEFT TOO IF WE HAD NOT OVER HEARD WAR BRAGGING ABOUT HAVING CASTIEL'S GRACE. AND THEN LIKE A MORON HE LEFT FOR CHINA LETTING US GET THE JUMP ON HIM AGAIN. SO NOW WE HAVE THAT BACK TOO:
THIS WAS US IN YOUR HOUSE:
SO TO SUM UP:
1) IT'S STILL NO.
2) I AM A BAMF.
3) SORRY TO DO THIS TO YOU BECKY.
4) HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA WE GOT YOU ALL.
5) SUCKERS
6)
THANK YOU FOR YOUR TIME.