SIR CHRONICLES (RECAP POST)
WELL LAST TIME WE LEFT OFF, DEATH DID A RECAP OF A HELLUVA LOT OF POSTS AND MANAGED TO INSULT MARY AND I EVERY CHANCE SHE GOT ALONG THE WAY. THIS LED TO A RATHER EPIC GIF SPAM THAT I TOTALLY WON. BUT MOVING ON.
WELL SHORTLY AFTER THAT, RAFFI HAD ENOUGH OF URI'S PLAN TO TRY TO IMPRESS WAR. HE FIXED JESS AND BROUGHT HER BACK TO NORMAL.
BRIGHT AND EARLY ON THE DAY OF THE APOCALYPSE, ELLEN OPENED UP THE ROADHOUSE. SHE OFFERED REFUGE IN HER BUNKER (EQUIPPED WITH AN AWESOME NANNY!), AN ARSENAL FOR ANYONE WHO NEEDED IT, AND, OF COURSE, A COLD, HARD DRINK. PRETTY MUCH MOST OF TREEHOUSE HUNG OUT AT THE BAR JUST WAITING FOR THE BIG MOMENT. WE'VE KNOWN IT WAS GOING TO HAPPEN, BUT ANTICIPATION IS A FUCKING BITCH. WE ALSO LEARNED THAT CHUCK IS A BAMF WITH A GUN.
CHUCK POSTED WITH A NICE LITTLE GOOD LUCK TO THE BOYS, SINCE HE'D ALREADY SEEN HOW EVERYTHING ENDED. TREEHOUSE BASICALLY GAVE CHUCK LOTS OF HUGS.
THEN THE FINAL SHOWDOWN BETWEEN MICHAEL AND LUCIFER HAPPENED. DEAN WENT WITH SAM'S PLAN AND SAM DRANK A LOT OF DEMON BLOOD AND SAID YES TO LUCY. MICHAEL HAD TAKEN ADAM AS HIS VESSEL FOR THE BATTLE, BUT SOMEHOW MY BOYS PUT A STOP TO IT AND MANAGED TO GET LUCIFER BACK IN HIS CAGE IN HELL. AND MICHAEL AS WELL. YEAH. LUCIFER AND MICHAEL ARE IN A CAGE IN HELL. TWO OF MY SONS ARE IN HELL. ;__; PRETTY MUCH ALL OF TREEHOUSE WAS IN A STATE OF SHOCK.
APPARENTLY BEFORE THE SUPPOSED APOCALYPSE HAPPENED, AVA AND LUCY GOT IN AN ARGUMENT IN WHICH AVA SAID LUCY COULD BORROW HER CLOTHES FOR DRAG. AND LUCY SAID HE'D LOOK CLASSIER THAN HER, EVEN IN DRAG. WELL LUCY PROCEEDED TO SHARE PHOTOS OF HIM IN DRAG THAT HE TOOK RIGHT BEFORE HE WENT DOWN INTO THE PIT. I DON'T KNOW AVA, I THINK LUCY BEAT YOU.
ED, DEPRESSED ABOUT SOMETHING, DECIDED TO QUIT THE GHOSTFACERS. I'VE NEVER BEEN A FAN OF THEIR LITTLE GROUP BECAUSE, HELLO, YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG. BUT, I DON'T KNOW, I FEEL BAD FOR THE GUY. HE'S NOT SO BAD. BUT I DON'T REALLY BLAME HIM FOR LEAVING. WOULD YOU LIKE TO BE STUCK WITH HARRY OH A HUNT? NO. NO YOU WOULD NOT.
AFTER ED QUITE GHOSTFACERS, TREEHOUSE IDOL VOTING WENT UP. I ONLY MENTION THIS BECAUSE CAS WAS GIVING OUT FREE HUGS AND REALLY, WE ALL NEED A HUG THESE DAYS.
AND THEN SOMETHING RATHER AMAZING HAPPENED...WELL. ACTUALLY, I DON'T REMEMBER WHAT HAPPENED. I JUST KNOW THAT EVERYONE'S OUT OF THE PIT NOW. I HAVE MY BOYS BACK :3 ADAM AND I WERE FINALLY ABLE TO TALK. ACTUALLY TALK. AND WE THEN WENT TO SEE IRON MAN TOGETHER. I BOUGHT HIM POPCORN AND GUMMI FROGS :)
NEXT ANDY WORKED HIS POWERS AGAINST HARRY SO THAT ANYTIME HE'S A DICK (WHICH IS 24/7 REALLY), HE GETS IMAGES OF ED/CORBETT LOVE IN HIS BRIAN. IF HE'S AWESOME, HE'LL GET IMAGES OF SOME GIRL NAMED MAGGIE RUNNING AT HIM OR SOMETHING. IDK EITHER. ANDY ALSO TOLD DEAN TO HUG SAMMY (WHICH I THINK WAS NICE). ADDITIONALLY, HE ASKED GORDON TO CLARIFY THINGS, TOLD ADAM TO TALK TO MICHAEL, AND ENCOURAGED MARY AND I TO HAVE SEX...AND WE DID~ ADAM AND MICHAEL DECIDED TO CALL IT QUITS. IT WAS RATHER AMICABLE.
HARRY MADE A POST ALL CRYING AND SAYING HE HAS A HUGE SECRET BUT HE WON'T TELL ANYONE BUT ED. A LOT OF PEOPLE THOUGHT IT WAS STUPID BUT DAMNIT IF WE DIDN'T ALL GET SUCKED INTO ASKING WHAT THE HELL THE SECRET WAS. HARRY SHOWED GABE A BLOODY BANDAGE AND KEPT TALKING TO ME ABOUT HOW HE WAS IN A LOT OF PAIN BUT IT ~FELT GOOD~. I CHECKED HIS WRISTS AND THAT OFFENEDED HIM, BUT YOU NEVER KNOW, OKAY? I GOT HIM TALKING A BIT AND HE ADMITTED THAT BIKERS WERE INVOLVED, AS WELL AS ALCOHOL AND DRUGS (WHICH COME ON, KNOWING HARRY, THAT COULD BE HALF A BEER AND FOUR ASPIRIN). HE ALSO SAID HIS MOM WOULD KILL HIM. I PRETTY MUCH GOT HIM TO ADMIT HIS SECRET WITHOUT ACTUALLY ADMITTING HIS SECRET. DON'T ASK. LONG STORY SHORT: HARRY GOT DRUNK WITH SOME BIKERS AND GOT HIMSELF SOME TATTOOS. ONE IS A CROSS.
SO THEN SAM ASKED THE QUESTION WE'VE ALL BEEN WONDERING. GORDON: FRIEND OR FOE? AND THAT LED TO...
GORDON. HE'S A VAMPIRE. HE WENT TO A SHRINK TO TRY TO DEAL WITH LIFE. HE'S A VEGGIE VAMPIRE. HE DOESN'T SPARKLE. AND MARY IS APPARENTLY BFFS WITH HIM NOW. *FACEPALM* OTHERWISE GORDON SEEMS LIKE HE WON'T CAUSE VAMPIRY TROUBLE, BUT ELLEN AND I ARE PREPARED JUST IN CASE.
AND ALL THIS BRINGS US TO: A MAN WITCH. WE HAVE A NEW RESIDENT IN TREEHOUSE AND HIS NAME IS PATRICK. NATURALLY, SAM, DEAN, AND BOBBY WEREN'T HAPPY TO SEE HIM. THEY'VE HAD A HISTORY, AS FAR AS I KNOW. HE'S ALSO ALREADY CAUSED PROBLEMS IN MY MARRIAGE, JFC. MARY WAS CONVINCED SHE'D PLAY HIS "GAME" AND RISK HER YEARS BECAUSE IF SHE WON, SHE'D GO BACK TO BEFORE SHE REACHED...THESE CHANGES. PRETTY MUCH EVERYONE IN THE FAMILY WERE YELLING "DANGER! DANGER!" WE FINALLY CONVINCED HER NOT TO DO IT, BUT HONESTLY, I THINK SHE'S STILL CONSIDERING IT. :( (I'LL DEAL WITH THE HORMONES. I'LL TAKE THE BRUNT OF YOUR MOODS, MARY, JUST DON'T TAKE ANY YEARS OFF YOUR LIFE.) PRETTY MUCH FOR THE TL;DR, PATRICK MADE SEVERAL OF THE TREEHOUSE LADIES (AND GUYS APPARENTLY) SWOON, CAUSED A RIFF IN THE WINCHESTER FAMILY, AND THEN HAD SEX WITH ED. YEAH, YOU READ THAT LAST STATEMENT RIGHT.
APPARENTLY, HARRY'S MOM FOUND OUT ABOUT THE TATS.
WELL SHORTLY AFTER THAT, RAFFI HAD ENOUGH OF URI'S PLAN TO TRY TO IMPRESS WAR. HE FIXED JESS AND BROUGHT HER BACK TO NORMAL.
BRIGHT AND EARLY ON THE DAY OF THE APOCALYPSE, ELLEN OPENED UP THE ROADHOUSE. SHE OFFERED REFUGE IN HER BUNKER (EQUIPPED WITH AN AWESOME NANNY!), AN ARSENAL FOR ANYONE WHO NEEDED IT, AND, OF COURSE, A COLD, HARD DRINK. PRETTY MUCH MOST OF TREEHOUSE HUNG OUT AT THE BAR JUST WAITING FOR THE BIG MOMENT. WE'VE KNOWN IT WAS GOING TO HAPPEN, BUT ANTICIPATION IS A FUCKING BITCH. WE ALSO LEARNED THAT CHUCK IS A BAMF WITH A GUN.
CHUCK POSTED WITH A NICE LITTLE GOOD LUCK TO THE BOYS, SINCE HE'D ALREADY SEEN HOW EVERYTHING ENDED. TREEHOUSE BASICALLY GAVE CHUCK LOTS OF HUGS.
THEN THE FINAL SHOWDOWN BETWEEN MICHAEL AND LUCIFER HAPPENED. DEAN WENT WITH SAM'S PLAN AND SAM DRANK A LOT OF DEMON BLOOD AND SAID YES TO LUCY. MICHAEL HAD TAKEN ADAM AS HIS VESSEL FOR THE BATTLE, BUT SOMEHOW MY BOYS PUT A STOP TO IT AND MANAGED TO GET LUCIFER BACK IN HIS CAGE IN HELL. AND MICHAEL AS WELL. YEAH. LUCIFER AND MICHAEL ARE IN A CAGE IN HELL. TWO OF MY SONS ARE IN HELL. ;__; PRETTY MUCH ALL OF TREEHOUSE WAS IN A STATE OF SHOCK.
APPARENTLY BEFORE THE SUPPOSED APOCALYPSE HAPPENED, AVA AND LUCY GOT IN AN ARGUMENT IN WHICH AVA SAID LUCY COULD BORROW HER CLOTHES FOR DRAG. AND LUCY SAID HE'D LOOK CLASSIER THAN HER, EVEN IN DRAG. WELL LUCY PROCEEDED TO SHARE PHOTOS OF HIM IN DRAG THAT HE TOOK RIGHT BEFORE HE WENT DOWN INTO THE PIT. I DON'T KNOW AVA, I THINK LUCY BEAT YOU.
ED, DEPRESSED ABOUT SOMETHING, DECIDED TO QUIT THE GHOSTFACERS. I'VE NEVER BEEN A FAN OF THEIR LITTLE GROUP BECAUSE, HELLO, YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG. BUT, I DON'T KNOW, I FEEL BAD FOR THE GUY. HE'S NOT SO BAD. BUT I DON'T REALLY BLAME HIM FOR LEAVING. WOULD YOU LIKE TO BE STUCK WITH HARRY OH A HUNT? NO. NO YOU WOULD NOT.
AFTER ED QUITE GHOSTFACERS, TREEHOUSE IDOL VOTING WENT UP. I ONLY MENTION THIS BECAUSE CAS WAS GIVING OUT FREE HUGS AND REALLY, WE ALL NEED A HUG THESE DAYS.
AND THEN SOMETHING RATHER AMAZING HAPPENED...WELL. ACTUALLY, I DON'T REMEMBER WHAT HAPPENED. I JUST KNOW THAT EVERYONE'S OUT OF THE PIT NOW. I HAVE MY BOYS BACK :3 ADAM AND I WERE FINALLY ABLE TO TALK. ACTUALLY TALK. AND WE THEN WENT TO SEE IRON MAN TOGETHER. I BOUGHT HIM POPCORN AND GUMMI FROGS :)
NEXT ANDY WORKED HIS POWERS AGAINST HARRY SO THAT ANYTIME HE'S A DICK (WHICH IS 24/7 REALLY), HE GETS IMAGES OF ED/CORBETT LOVE IN HIS BRIAN. IF HE'S AWESOME, HE'LL GET IMAGES OF SOME GIRL NAMED MAGGIE RUNNING AT HIM OR SOMETHING. IDK EITHER. ANDY ALSO TOLD DEAN TO HUG SAMMY (WHICH I THINK WAS NICE). ADDITIONALLY, HE ASKED GORDON TO CLARIFY THINGS, TOLD ADAM TO TALK TO MICHAEL, AND ENCOURAGED MARY AND I TO HAVE SEX...AND WE DID~ ADAM AND MICHAEL DECIDED TO CALL IT QUITS. IT WAS RATHER AMICABLE.
HARRY MADE A POST ALL CRYING AND SAYING HE HAS A HUGE SECRET BUT HE WON'T TELL ANYONE BUT ED. A LOT OF PEOPLE THOUGHT IT WAS STUPID BUT DAMNIT IF WE DIDN'T ALL GET SUCKED INTO ASKING WHAT THE HELL THE SECRET WAS. HARRY SHOWED GABE A BLOODY BANDAGE AND KEPT TALKING TO ME ABOUT HOW HE WAS IN A LOT OF PAIN BUT IT ~FELT GOOD~. I CHECKED HIS WRISTS AND THAT OFFENEDED HIM, BUT YOU NEVER KNOW, OKAY? I GOT HIM TALKING A BIT AND HE ADMITTED THAT BIKERS WERE INVOLVED, AS WELL AS ALCOHOL AND DRUGS (WHICH COME ON, KNOWING HARRY, THAT COULD BE HALF A BEER AND FOUR ASPIRIN). HE ALSO SAID HIS MOM WOULD KILL HIM. I PRETTY MUCH GOT HIM TO ADMIT HIS SECRET WITHOUT ACTUALLY ADMITTING HIS SECRET. DON'T ASK. LONG STORY SHORT: HARRY GOT DRUNK WITH SOME BIKERS AND GOT HIMSELF SOME TATTOOS. ONE IS A CROSS.
SO THEN SAM ASKED THE QUESTION WE'VE ALL BEEN WONDERING. GORDON: FRIEND OR FOE? AND THAT LED TO...
GORDON. HE'S A VAMPIRE. HE WENT TO A SHRINK TO TRY TO DEAL WITH LIFE. HE'S A VEGGIE VAMPIRE. HE DOESN'T SPARKLE. AND MARY IS APPARENTLY BFFS WITH HIM NOW. *FACEPALM* OTHERWISE GORDON SEEMS LIKE HE WON'T CAUSE VAMPIRY TROUBLE, BUT ELLEN AND I ARE PREPARED JUST IN CASE.
AND ALL THIS BRINGS US TO: A MAN WITCH. WE HAVE A NEW RESIDENT IN TREEHOUSE AND HIS NAME IS PATRICK. NATURALLY, SAM, DEAN, AND BOBBY WEREN'T HAPPY TO SEE HIM. THEY'VE HAD A HISTORY, AS FAR AS I KNOW. HE'S ALSO ALREADY CAUSED PROBLEMS IN MY MARRIAGE, JFC. MARY WAS CONVINCED SHE'D PLAY HIS "GAME" AND RISK HER YEARS BECAUSE IF SHE WON, SHE'D GO BACK TO BEFORE SHE REACHED...THESE CHANGES. PRETTY MUCH EVERYONE IN THE FAMILY WERE YELLING "DANGER! DANGER!" WE FINALLY CONVINCED HER NOT TO DO IT, BUT HONESTLY, I THINK SHE'S STILL CONSIDERING IT. :( (I'LL DEAL WITH THE HORMONES. I'LL TAKE THE BRUNT OF YOUR MOODS, MARY, JUST DON'T TAKE ANY YEARS OFF YOUR LIFE.) PRETTY MUCH FOR THE TL;DR, PATRICK MADE SEVERAL OF THE TREEHOUSE LADIES (AND GUYS APPARENTLY) SWOON, CAUSED A RIFF IN THE WINCHESTER FAMILY, AND THEN HAD SEX WITH ED. YEAH, YOU READ THAT LAST STATEMENT RIGHT.
APPARENTLY, HARRY'S MOM FOUND OUT ABOUT THE TATS.