ANNA GIVES GIFTS, REMAINS ANGELIC WHILE DOING SO~

[shampayn]

 
GOOD MORNING, EVERYONE. I'M SURE YOU'RE ALL AWARE OF THIS VERY SPECIAL HOLIDAY UPON US.

IN LIGHT OF MOTHER'S DAY, I MAY HAVE SPLURGED ON SOME OF THE IMPORTANT WOMEN HERE:

FOR MARY, I GOT YOU THIS CHARMING LITTLE APRON:



FOR BECKY, TO USE FOR YOUR FIC:



(IT COMES WITH FINALCUT PRO SO YOU CAN MAKE VIDEOS TOO)

FOR ELLEN, A NICE NUMBER TO ADD TO YOUR CLOSET:



(IT'LL LOOK MUCH BETTER ON YOU, DEAR. THAT MODEL'S GOT NOTHING ON YOU)

FOR LEANNE--I'M NOT SURE BUT I THINK YOU'RE INTO YOGA, OR AT LEAST INTO EXERCISING YOUR BODY, SO I GOT THESE CUTE MATS FOR YOU TO WORK ON:



AND FOR DEATH, I SUPPOSE YOU QUALIFY AS A MOTHER TOO, DON'T YOU? ANYHOW, I FEEL BAD THAT YOU DON'T HAVE A RING ANYMORE, SO I GOT YOU A NEW ONE. I DO HOPE IT'S NOT TOO FLASHY FOR YOUR TASTE.



IN ADDITION TO YOUR INDIVIDUAL GIFTS, I'VE GIVEN YOU ALL A DOZEN OF THESE:



AND A PACKAGE OF THESE:



OH TESSA--I KNOW YOU AREN'T A MOTHER, BUT YOU'RE MY BFF, AND I LOVE YOU, SO I JUST HAD TO GET YOU SOMETHING TOO.



NOT TELLING YOU WHAT'S INSIDE. IT'S A SURPRISE. A SEXY SURPRISE. DEAN, YOU CAN THANK ME LATER.

I KNOW THE FOLLOWING TWO ARE CERTAINLY NOT MTOHERS--THEY'RE NOT EVEN FEMALE, BUT I COULDN'T RESIST...CASTIEL, DARLING...I FEEL SO VERY AWFUL FOR YOU HAVING LOST YOUR MOJO. IT'S A PAIN IN THE ASS GETTING AROUND WITHOUT IT, BUT SINCE YOU HAVE TO TRAVEL THE HUMAN WAY, YOU SHOULD AT LEAST DO SO IN STYLE:



AND GABE DARLING? I KNOW YOU WANTED A NICE CAR, SO, WHEN YOU WAKE UP TODAY, THIS IS GOING TO BE OUT FRONT:



I HOPE IT'S PRETTY ENOUGH. I REALLY DIDN'T KNOW WHAT I WAS DOING AT THE DEALERSHIP :/

I HOPE YOU ALL ENJOY YOUR GIFTS, AND HAVE A BLESSED MOTHER'S DAY. I'M GOING TO GO...CUDDLE WITH MAGE AND THE KITTENS AND TRY TO REMEMBER MY HUMAN MOTHER. -DABS AT HER EYES WITH A TISSUE-