SURPIRSE MOTHERFUCKERS!
SO, I GO OUT FOR A FEW HOURS, CHECK TO SEE SOME HOW OF MY OLDER HUMAN FRIENDS WERE DOING, (NAME DROP! DICK CHEDNEY IS FINE, BTW) AND I GET HOME AND I SEE THIS MOTHERFUCKING THING AT MY DOOR.
AND I WAS LIKE, THE FUCK? I KNOW DAD HASN'T MADE MY NEW CLASS RING YET, SO I WAS A LITTLE SHOCKED, NEGL. BUT, I FIGURED, WHAT THE HELL! WHAT'S THE WORST THAT CANE HAPPEN.
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HAHAHAHAHA THAT'S RIGHT DOUCHEBAGS! IT GOT "LOST" GOING TO BECKY. SUCK ON IT!
GET READY CAS! DEATH AND I WON'T BE HORRIBLE TO YOU, SWEETHEART. WE WILL TRY VERY HARD TO BE GENTLE AND SHIT.
AND EVEN THOUGH WE DIDN'T REALLY "WIN" GABE'S WAR, DEATH AND I ARE STILL GOING AFTER EVERYTHING AND EVERYONE SAM AND DEAN HAVE EVER LOVED TILL THEY SAY YES. THIS DOES ENCLUDE CAS AS WELL.
OH, AND BECAUSE I DON'T LIE, BECKY, SWEETHEART, YOU CAN STILL BE A QUEEN. AND WE WON'T HURT CHUCK EITHER.
ALSO, JESUS FUCK, THAT GLITTER TEXT SHIT IS FUCKING HARD, OK?
AND I WAS LIKE, THE FUCK? I KNOW DAD HASN'T MADE MY NEW CLASS RING YET, SO I WAS A LITTLE SHOCKED, NEGL. BUT, I FIGURED, WHAT THE HELL! WHAT'S THE WORST THAT CANE HAPPEN.
Glitter Text Maker
HAHAHAHAHA THAT'S RIGHT DOUCHEBAGS! IT GOT "LOST" GOING TO BECKY. SUCK ON IT!
GET READY CAS! DEATH AND I WON'T BE HORRIBLE TO YOU, SWEETHEART. WE WILL TRY VERY HARD TO BE GENTLE AND SHIT.
AND EVEN THOUGH WE DIDN'T REALLY "WIN" GABE'S WAR, DEATH AND I ARE STILL GOING AFTER EVERYTHING AND EVERYONE SAM AND DEAN HAVE EVER LOVED TILL THEY SAY YES. THIS DOES ENCLUDE CAS AS WELL.
OH, AND BECAUSE I DON'T LIE, BECKY, SWEETHEART, YOU CAN STILL BE A QUEEN. AND WE WON'T HURT CHUCK EITHER.
ALSO, JESUS FUCK, THAT GLITTER TEXT SHIT IS FUCKING HARD, OK?