HEY SAM...?
I KNOW WE DON'T REALLY DO THIS KINDA THING, BUT... YA'KNOW. APOCALYPSE. GOTTA LIVE IT UP BEFORE WE DIE, RIGHT?
SO I UH.... BOUGHT YOU THIS:
TO REPLACE YOUR OLD ONE SINCE I KINDA GOT IT STUCK ON... NEVERMIND
....
AND BECKY INSISTED ON BUYING YOU SOME SHIT TO GO WITH IT
SO YOU CAN... I HAVE NO IDEA. MAKE STUPID BANNERS OR SOMETHING. WHATEVER.
... ALSO ANOTHER WASTE, BUT SHE THINKS YOU'D LIKE IT
DUDE I'VE BEEN WANTING TO PLAY THIS GAME HOLY SHIT MORE USELESS CRAP
THIS JUSY PROVES THAT BECKY IS A VERY SPECIAL KIND OF PERSON.
AND I GOT TESSA TO KNIT YOU SOME STUFF SINCE YOU'RE STILL GROWING LIKE A GODDAMN WEED
BECAUSE YOU'RE A PUSSY
AND UHH... I HAVE NO WITTY COMMENTARY FOR THIS ONE. WHATEVER.
YUP. THAT'S ABOUT IT.
...
*LEAVES THIS ON THE NIGHTSTAND*
