WELCOME, EVERYONE :) WE'RE GATHERING TODAY TO CELEBRATE THE UNION OF GABE AND MYSELF.
BEFORE WE GET STARTED, LET ME INTRODUCE THE WEDDING PARTY:
WE ARE A GORGEOUS BUNCH, AREN'T WE?
HERE'S MORE OF THE CHARMING MEN, WAITING FOR US LADIES TO COME BACK OUT FOR A GROUP PHOTO:
MARY AND BECKY WERE READY FOR ANOTHER PHOTO EARLIER THAN THE REST OF US. THEY BROUGHT THE LITTLE ONES IN FOR IT TOO, AND THEY LOOK ABSOLUTELY PRECIOUS:
OH LITTLE WILLIAM, BLESS HIM, HE'S A BASHFUL THING.
CATHERINE, ON THE OTHER HAND, LOVED THE CAMERA, AND IT LOVES HER IN TURN:
AND HERE'S ALL OF US TOGETHER, BRIDE AND GROOM, BRIDESMAIDS AND GROOMSMEN:
ALL OF YOU LOOK STUNNING. AND THIS IS IT, OUR CEREMONY LOCATION:
SO IF YOU'LL ALL TAKE YOUR SEATS, WE'LL GET THIS SHOW ON THE ROAD!
-MORGAN FREEMAN GRACIOUSLY PERFORMS THE TRADITION OF "GIVING THE BRIDE AWAY"-
-WE FACE EACH OTHER AT THE ALTAR, AND OUR VOWS ARE EXCHANGED-
DARLING, I ASK BUT THREE THINGS OF YOU AS YOU TAKE MY HAND IN THIS HOLY MATRIMONY;
THAT YOU MAY NEVER STEAL, LIE, OR CHEAT.
BUT IF YOU MUST STEAL,
THEN STEAL AWAY ALL OF MY SORROWS.
AND IF YOU MUST LIE,
LIE WITH ME ALL THE NIGHTS OF MY LIFE.
AND IF YOU MUST CHEAT,
PLEASE CHEAT DEATH, BECAUSE I COULDN'T LIVE A DAY WITHOUT YOU.
-HUSBAND AND WIFE, SHARE YOUR FIRST KISS-
GABE, I HAVE SEEN MANY DAYS IN THE LIVES THAT I'VE LIVED, BUT THIS, BY FAR, HAS BEEN THE BEST ONE. I'M SO THRILLED TO SHARE THIS NEW LIFE WITH YOU. MAY FATHER BLESS US BOTH AS WE EMBARK ON THIS NEW JOURNEY TOGETHER.
MY BROTHERS--I KNOW WE DON'T ALWAYS GET ALONG, AND THAT WE HARDLY EVER AGREE ON THINGS, BUT I THANK ALL OF YOU WITH EVERY PART OF ME FOR BEING HERE FOR ME AND FOR GABE. I LOVE YOU ALL DEARLY.
I AM OFFICIALLY THE HAPPIEST BEING IN EXISTANCE.
I LOVE ALL OF YOU. -OPENS THE DOOR TO THE "JUST MARRIED" VEHICLE AND WAVES- SEE YOU AT THE RECEPTION!