HELP ME PLEASE.

Apr 27, 2010 20:50

HELLO? IS ANYONE HERE? CAN ANYONE HELP ME? MY NAME IS APPARENTLY SANDY. I DIED SUFFOCATING ON DAVID HASSLEOFF'S UNDERWEAR. SO IS THIS HEAVEN? I ALSO HAVE A SQUIRREL ON MY FACE. OH, AND I APPARENTLY LOVE SOMEONE NAMED CASTIEL? AND I HAVE THESE WIERD DRAWINGS ALL OVER MY FACE? AND MY LIPSTICK'S SMEARED. HELP ME, PLEASE!

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aplethora April 28 2010, 00:56:27 UTC
AHAHAHAHAHAHA.

NO SANDY. NO ONE CAN HELP YOU BECAUSE THIS IS THE WAY GOD MADE YOU.

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waitingtobelit April 28 2010, 00:58:16 UTC
WHAT. WHY? DO YOU HATE ME, GOD? :(

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aplethora April 28 2010, 01:01:46 UTC
WHY DOES MY STATEMENT MEAN I HATE YOU? ARE YOU IMPLYING THAT I MADE YOU INCORRECTLY? ARE YOU SAYING I'M WRONG? *GETS ARM READY FOR SMITING*

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waitingtobelit April 28 2010, 01:04:29 UTC
N-N-NO! *FALLS AT YOUR FEET* I AM SORRY, MY LORD FOR DOUBTING YOU. FORGIVE ME?

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aplethora April 28 2010, 01:08:13 UTC
I'LL FORGIVE YOU IF YOU WASH MY TRUCK.


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waitingtobelit April 28 2010, 01:09:06 UTC
OKAY. BUT WHAT SHOULD I USE TO WASH IT WITH?

*THINKS OF WAYS TO COMPOSE JINGLE*

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aplethora April 28 2010, 01:12:38 UTC
ED, COMPOSE THE JINGLE NOW BEFORE I GET ANGRY.

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waitingtobelit April 28 2010, 01:15:31 UTC
ALRIGHT, ALRIGHT. I'M COMPOSING.

YEAH, ASH'LL TELL YOU SOMETHING.
HE HOPES YOU'LL UNDERSTAND.
WHEN ASH, TELLS SOMETHING.
HE WANTS TO HOLD YOUR HALO.
HE WANTS TO HOLD CAS' HALO.

IS THAT GOOD ENOUGH, ALL MIGHTY GOD?

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aplethora April 28 2010, 01:17:31 UTC
DEPENDS. WHAT TUNE IS THIS TO, SON?

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waitingtobelit April 28 2010, 01:19:43 UTC
UM. MAYBE THE BIRTHDAY SONG? I DON'T KNOW. THE LYRICS SOUND VAGUELY FAMILIAR.

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sweetsyren April 28 2010, 01:09:59 UTC
ooc - *can't breathe laughing too hard*

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