The SWSAO Newsletter - Issue 13
Welcome to the Sam Winchester's Shirts are Overrated Newsletter!
In this mid-season hellatus edition: Sam Winchester's Shirtlessness: Apparently Overlooked?
Fellow Oglers!
It is with a heavy heart that I watched episode ten of season 7. I know you all shed tears as well! So much pain! So much anguish! We went through the whole episode, and Sam was fully clothed the entire time D : D : D :
Ten episodes in and NO shirtless scenes!
Now, before we go on, let me restate: I have FAITH in Sera. She will provide, I'm sure of it. However ten episodes in with NOTHING is indeed testing the limits of my faith, and I'm sure yours as well!
Therefore I remind you of what Sera (and the most holy St. Ben) have provided for us in seasons past:
Now this last image got me to thinking (not just about back muscles and glutes too magnificent to be contained by mere jeans):
To make this season more bearable until Sera gives us the three episode arc where Sam is allergic to clothes, should we perhaps shift our focus to south of the shirt?
I know, I know I don't want to either, but given the lack of new shirtlessness I think we have to at least consider alternatives.
It's not all doom and gloom though. Behold!
Beneath the mighty arms and back is something else worth further investigation:
It seems Sam's actually had this asset for quite some time!
He's even been trying to get us to pay more attention in season 7!
We know, Sam we know- it is a fine image!
ETA: SAM KNOWS IT'S A TOUGH CHOICE AND IS TRYING TO PERSUADE US THUSLY!
In fact, his asset is so mighty it has its own SHRINE (they call him Jared for some reason though, but I know Sam when I see him! ahem)!
It's just that, well:
You being shirtless makes everybody happier, you know?
Sam - don't try to distract us with your Elvis-abilities (though they are impressive!)
You understand though right?
It is for the good of all your fans, nay the WORLD that your shirt must once again be removed!
Just look!
Look at how happy YOU are! and how happy THEY are! lucky bitches goddamnit why can't that be my job, where the hell did I go wrong, looking at goddamn numbers all day oh woo fucking hoo
...and it makes animals so happy they go catatonic!
So what say you, my dear oglers? Should I refocus our gaze, or should I just reflect happily on times past?
Remember- Sera WILL provide again.
It's also possible that the boys will just stop wearing pants altogether:
until then ::group hug::
That's all for this edition! Please let me know if you'd like to be a
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Sam Winchester shirt related topics that require investigation please
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