SPN_P Spoilerfest!

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Spoiler tags are not necessary, but knock yourself out.

If you are new to these posts, this is for speculation/fangirling/summary. YOU WILL BE SPOILED.

QUICK ASS PRE-FINALE RECAP

It's Crowley v Winchesters in a race to stone tablets with the key to sealing off different planes

Dean made a fangy friend in Purgatory and they escaped together while Cas self-flagellated
no, that's not what Misha did on Nip Tuck, use a dictionary

You get a tablet, you get a tablet, everyone gets a tablet!!
only half a tablet for you, Crowley

Grandpa Winchester (not to be confused with creepy Grandpa Campbell) pays a visit and reveals their elite legacy as Men of Letters
which comes with a bunker well stocked with bathrobes, so Dean is in

Sam has the soapiest of soapy romances with Amelia and we're half afraid she'll show up in the end with a baby

Sam wins the "I get to be the martyr this season" throwdown and starts the Three Trials to close Hell

Cas is being brainwashed by Naomi who may kick ass, but has iffy motives

Abaddon is the sassy new (old) demon in town and she is not impressed with Crowley

THEY DEAD

MEG - 90% sure only because we refuse to believe that was it

Kevin's girlfriend - because he's a Winchester now and that's what the writers know

Benny - because Winchesters don't get friends :(

Bobby - because two teary send-offs apparently wasn't enough

Martin - because hunters who live long enough to get wrinkles don't have long left

Samandriel - at this point the writers must be twirling mustaches and cackling at us

Henry Winchester - because he's a Winchester, duh

Sarah Blake - because we liked her too much

Linda Tran - if you want to tak Crowley's word for it, anyway

AIN'T DEAD YET

(Sam&Dean&Cas)

Crowley

Abaddon

Kevin

Naomi

Metatron

Garth

Jody

Amelia

Charlie

8x23: Sacrifice

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Description:"WHAT MUST SAM, DEAN AND CASTIEL SACRIFICE TO FOREVER SEAL HELL? - With Crowley (guest star Mark Sheppard) poised to undo all the good they’ve ever done as hunters, Sam (Jared Padalecki) and Dean (Jensen Ackles) find themselves cornered. But with Kevin’s (guest star Osric Chau) help, the Winchester brothers bound into one last play against The Demon King. Metatron (guest star Curtis Armstrong) initiates a plan with Castiel (Misha Collins) to take on Naomi (guest star Amanda Tapping) and the bureaucracy of Heaven. Alaina Huffman and Kim Rhodes also guest star.

Stills here
Clip here
CHCH promo here

EPISODE SPECIFIC SPOILERS

"I can only say that by the end of the finale, the fans can come to expect a brand new world. Things are a'changing." - Carver

THAT'S LITERALLY IT

BECAUSE CARVER IS A LITTLE TROLL

WHO KEEPS REAL INFO CLOSE TO HIS CHEST

This post will be edited if pre-reviews crop up

GUEST STARS

Mark Sheppard as Crowley

Osric Chau as Kevin

Curtis Armstrong as Metatron

Amanda Tapping as Naomi

Alaina Huffman as Abaddon

Kim Rhodes as Sheriff Jody Mills (plsdon'tdieplsdon'tdie)

The Spoiler Reference Post is here.

So, what are your theories? Which doors are going to be closed and will it be a good or a bad thing? Who's biting the dust this year? Who will rule Heaven and Hell? AND WHAT IS THE SACRIFICE? If you get bored, you can fill out a BINGO card for the finale.