!Merry Christmas!
Title: The Best Things Come in the Smallest Packages (Yes, Even That)
Author: dontmembersam
Pairing: Sam/Dean
Rating: R for silly sexing and reindeer pranking
Spoilers: None (Total Crack!fic)
Warnings: The most stringent warning ever: Elves, stripey-tights Santa’s helpers elves, have collided with my porn bunnies! Poor elves never stood a chance.
Disclaimers: I have no rights to the actors, the characters or Supernatural in any way. Nor am I reaping any financial benefits from this story. It is pure (twisted) imagination on my part. (Um, no rights to Santa and his elves either-just to be safe-I don’t want coal in my stocking)
Words: 7,812
Gift request from
zortified : Turn Dean into something and make Sam deal.
Uh huh, Sam took a deep, steadying breath, coaxing, "And how did you get to the North Pole, Dean?”