List Rating: tbd on rewatch
Dean's Eyebrow lift of doom: tbd on rewatch
Swoosh Rating: 9.97... the Russian judge screwed us over again.
Alright Smallville... you can be over now. I'm really hoping there will be, you know, more than 3 minutes of Sam this week. I missed him. I'm hoping there will be BAMFness beyond BAMFness, and pretty shots of the Impala. I also want an awesome fight sequence with some tag team matching, and lots of blood and gore. AND FINALLY KRIPS I WANT MORE BROTHER HUGGING. Is that really so much to ask for? Really?
Oh and I promise I'll get to those other ratings. *is bad fangirl*
Anyway.. onward with the review!
1) Oh recap. Pretty much last weeks episode so far. But you know that's probably because this is a supposed to be continued thing. But... OMG SAM! HI SAM! HI HI HI HI . Also.. f you Castiel.
2) Guy tied to chair. Demon. SAM IS PISSED. WTF IS HE IMPLYING. SAM I LOVE IT WHEN YOU GET ANGRY. YOU ARE SO BAMF. WELCOME BACK !!! *FLAILS WITH GLEE*
3) Dear lord can I just ... yeah... lets not go there... and why the smirking... and who is there... DEAN! OH NOES
4) OMG SAM CAN DEPOSSESS PEOPLE WITHOUT KILLING THEM! AWESOMENESS! AWESOME!
5) Awwwwww... Sam is so scared of Dean's disappointment.
6) No it isn't Ruby Dean. Not the true Ruby. But we'll pretend for now.
7) DEAN IS PISSED. SAM IS PISSED. YAY ANGRY BROTHERS!
8) Oh Sam.. you are such a hurt puppy.
9) I REALLY REALLY REALLY hate that shirt. Sam... why do you wear that shirt?
10) Sam reading... shocker.
11) HOLY CRAP ADJIALDHJRLAHEKLGAHLK THAT IS ALMOST AS GREAT AS THE PUNCH DEAN THREW AT SAM WHEN THEY FIRST MET GORDON!
12) Dean.. your brother is not evil. Oh Sam you wounded wounded puppy.
13) BEAT THOSE STATISTICS DEAN!
14) Dean you are so worried... and you are so pissed...
15) Poor Sam... I want to hug... I WANT TO HUG SO VERY BAD
16) You just want Dean to accept you. I understand Sam. Can I give you a hug?
17) Cass? Really.. you gave him a nickname Dean?
18) Way to go Dean... WAY TO FREAKING GO. You just threw Sam's head for a loop.
19) Sam has hunter connections now. That's because Sam is awesome.
20) LOL AT STONER JOKE.
21) You know... that's not normal. 3 steaks... definitely not normal. That's like... chewing your own arm off status.
22) Also that paint and bone twisting... that is also not normal. Just saying.
23) HI IMPALA!
24) Most awkward drive ever.
25) YAY FOR DEAN SHARING INFORMATION.
26) AWWWWWW SAMMY! YOU WANT TO KNOW ABOUT YOUR MOMMY SO BAD!
27) And now you've guilt tripped Sam, Dean.
28) OH THE SECRETS ARE COMING OUT.
29) Can you guys hug, kiss, and make up now please? It's making me sad.
30) Wow... Travis. You are so very specific.
31) Weird with crazy on top. Nice Dean. I like your weird heirarchy.
32) You know... the raw meat, not really a good thing to ingest usually.
33) There's your weird. AGREED SAM
34) LOL AT HIDING THE BEER! HI NEW HUNTER! Wow you are small compared to Sam and Dean.
35) SAM WAS A MATHLETE! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
36) Way to be subtle there Dean. WAY TO BE SUBTLE.
37) It does sound made up. But I love that neither Dean nor Sam know what that is. I mean... SAM DIDN'T EVEN KNOW.
38) OH GOD. NOT THE WIFE. NOT THE WIFE.
39) Of course Sam knows the other words for human meat.
40) Apparently Travis is good at finding people. HA DEAN. SEE. HUNTERS WOULDN'T HUNT CHILDREN. THEY HAVE MORALS TOO YOU KNOW.
41) Dude... he's scrappy! OMG I WAS WRONG WAY MORE THAN SCRAPPY! BUT FREAKING AWESOME!
*Commercial Break 1: You'd think that the Marines would advertise you know... what with John being a Marine. Army psh. Whatever. (please note that Sayds has the utmost respect for everyone in the armed forces, she's just a bit partial to the Marine Corps. OOHRAH!*
42) Sam and Dean Winchester with fire... I love when the boys play with fire. FIRE FIRE FIRE!
43) SAM SAID LORE! AND FOOT IN MOUTH
44) lol at research being Sam's porn.
45) Dean was so just like me when I had a word of the day calendar and I used the complicated word I just learned in a sentence. OH THE GLEE.
46) Oh Sam, you are so wanting to prove that people can change and be okay.
47) Would Dean ever walk away from a sirloin?
48) He's so ANGRY. I love you Sam. It's okay. You just are trying to do so much good but maybe it isn't the way you could? But yay for innocent til proven guilty. You are such the patriot of the american justice system!
49) Poor wife. You are so going to become a human steak. Mainly cause I like that you want diamonds.
50) OH CRAP. OH CRAP. OH CRAP.
51) Wow...you know wife... I'd run away. I'd go very very very far away.
52) Dean... did you just say "I'm down"?
53) Oh Sam, you always try to justify yourself through others. You are emotionally projecting. Dean is right.
54) SAM IS PISSED. Did I mention that.
55) LOL AT CROATOAN BACKDROP. THIS IS SO APPROPRIATE. REMEMBER THE LAKE WHEN THE SECRETS CAME OUT BEFORE! HUH GUYS! HUH!
56) AWWWWW SAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMM
57) Dean come on... you really do have no idea what Sam is going through.
58) HI SAM. YOU LOOK VERY PRETTY THERE. HAVE I MENTIONED YOU LOOK PRETTY.
59) Wow... I did not see you thurr. And you're 6'4. Nice stealthing there.
60) Dean... Sam was being subtle and tactful. Try it.
61) HUNGRY HUNGRY HIPPOS FOR THE WIN!!!!!
62) Manburger helper... oh Dean... you crack me up.
63) Dean... you should do Just Say No campaigns.
64) Sam and Dean stop people Jack. You've been warned. NOW YOU'RE GONNA DIE!
65) So now you are going to eat people Jack AND cheat on your wife.
66) Stalking Winchesters are stalking. MAYBE YOU SHOULD RUN A LITTLE FASTER.
67) HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA THAT WAS GREAT! I got an awkward brother moment AND a door kicked in. "We're here to save you... I guess..." "We should go". Oh Awkward Boys, you are so awkward.
68) Travis... you should have just stayed out of it. You're going to probably die too. How many hunters have those boys killed now?
*Commercial Break 2: So I'm liking this episode a lot. Way more than last week. I really think I need the brother dynamic. I bet (eventhough I am more of a Sam fan that if there was an episode solely with him I wouldn't like that as much. I think both brothers are needed to really make an episode stand out for me. Their interactions, whether angsty, funny, awkward etc. brig life to the show and it is what I've come to really like and enjoy. Back to my random comments now.*
69) Handcuffs. You are kind of sort of smart Travis. Good thing he isn't like Dean and has paperclips. Otherwise that won't be so smart.
70) Travis, you are polite, but also a huge douche.
71) Well THAT'S a fun way to hear good news.
72) Adrenaline.. he has it. Hulking out... it happens. Travis you are so getting munched on.
73) NOM NOM NOM NOM ON TRAVIS. YAY WITH THE HAND TWITCH
74) Sweetheart... I'd go get an abortion as fast as you can. Just a suggestion. You know, since you have a creepy crawly child of doom in your abdomen. At least it isn't a hybrid downs syndrome vampire baby that eats its way out. >.>
75) Oh this is going to be pretty to walk in on.
76) SAM YOU STOLE THE WORDS OUT OF MY MOUTH. HE WAS A STUPID SON OF A BITCH
77) SAM IS SO PISSED
78) WHAT IS WITH SAM GETTING HIT IN THE HEAD WITH STUFF THIS SEASON!!!! SERIOUSLY!
79) Yay for Dean getting slammed into things. *pets Show*
*Commercial Break 3: Now all we need is for Sam to get choked and show will WIN SO HARD*
80) Sam is in the closet... literally speaking. You've been here before.
81) SAM WOULD SERIOUSLY KICK JACK'S ASS
82) Sam you so want to save your brother.
83) SAM AND MACGYVERING! YOU FREAKING WIN THIS EPISODE SAM! YOU WIN A LOT
84) Btw... did I mention this is a very very very bad situation.
85) Sam you are identifying with the evil things again. You so want redemption. You so want to save yourself by saving others. Oh Sam... OH SAM!
86) Wakey wakey Dean!
87) SAM HAS FIRE AND PLEADING LOOK
88) SAM WITH THE FLAME THROWER FTW! FTW!
89) And the look of sadness... a big look of sadness.
90) Did I mention Sam and Dean bloody, beaten up, and yet still being BAMFs is one of my favorite things about show?
*Commercial Break 4: Is it just me or did the commercial breaks get weird? I mean the first half hour had one. And then just now there was five minutes of show between commercial breaks. Odd I tell you... ODD! Btw, this is turning into my longest review. I apparently felt the need to say a lot during this episode. It could be because of last week and my dissappointment. Either way, you'll just have to deal with reading through all of this.*
91) OH IMPALA. YOU SOUND SO PRETTY. I LOVE YOU
92) Night time awkward silent drive. Wow... Dean with the touchy feely talk.
93) ... did... did Dean just apologize?
94) WOW SAM DOESN'T WANT TO TALK
95) Dean... we had a moment. Lets enjoy and share that over pie.
96) Sam, don't deal with it alone.
97) I LOVE THAT CAMERA SHOT. OMG I'M IN LOVE WITH THAT CAMERA SHOT
98) Sam... what are you saying... what is this everything...
99) See.. all Sam wanted was a choice in his life and destiny.
100) Pretty sure Sam that you aren't done with your powers. Just saying.
*End of show: So I really liked this episode. I really liked that we got a look into Sam's current psyche and how Dean is coping and I LIKED THAT THEY WERE REALLY REALLY PISSED OFF. So thank you for redeeming yourself show. Comments are appreciated guys. Cause otherwise, what's the point of writing this?*