The Birth of Picture Babies

Aug 27, 2008 22:31

Thanks to my wonderful friend Jess, you may find in my season 4 episode reviews mention of Picture Babies. Here is the convo that inspired it. Have fun :)

And it all started with making a forum signature for someone...

The Sayds says:
I may just use the season 1 desert photo shoot
The Sayds says:
cause there's this one blue filtered photo that does HORRIBLE things to females
The Sayds says:
I'm pretty sure you get pregnant from it
The Sayds says:
*is glad she's on the pill*
Jessica   says:
I demand to see this
The Sayds says:
I shall find it!
Jessica   says:
<33
The Sayds says:
Jensen also has a few of those
The Sayds says:
and I'm like... these photos should come WITH protection
Jessica   says:
xDD They should come in a little plastic baggie
The Sayds says:
or two
The Sayds says:
but then you know
The Sayds says:
friction
Jessica   says:
True, true
The Sayds says:
and found picture!
The Sayds says:
http://i324.photobucket.com/albums/k331/reproimages/supernatural/additionalpromos/appjps1/SN05-JP-A-0026.jpg
Jessica   says:
wow
The Sayds says:
yeah
Jessica   says:
I.. I need to worry about my period now
The Sayds says:
haha
The Sayds says:
I TOLD YOU
Jessica   says:
I KNOW
Jessica   says:
BUT
Jessica   says:
SAM
The Sayds says:
I KNOW
The Sayds says:
As if Hell House, Provenance, and Heart weren't enough
The Sayds says:
and then Mystery spot with the bullet pulling out
The Sayds says:
Cause I'm sorry but Provenance I was like...holy crap can I be Sarah?
The Sayds says:
cause that was some seriously awesome macking
Jessica   says:
xD
The Sayds says:
*is 14 year old boy... will admit*
Jessica   says:
oh Saydes
The Sayds says:
You know you love it
The Sayds says:
but yeah...keep track of the days now
The Sayds says:
xD
The Sayds says:
luckily... I'm on mine and I'm on the pill so
The Sayds says:
*is safe*
The Sayds says:
wait...if I did have his picture baby does that mean I get child support?
The Sayds says:
forced marriage ftw?
The Sayds says:
DEAR LORD WHAT IS THIS PERSON TRYING TO DO WITH ME
The Sayds says:
>.<
The Sayds says:
TO
The Sayds says:
whatever
The Sayds says:
*brain fried*
Jessica   says:
xDDD Hey, but if it was forced marriage, you'd have to share
Jessica   says:
with like
The Sayds says:
i hate you Jared Padelecki... so freaking much
Jessica   says:
684198635 other women
The Sayds says:
....
The Sayds says:
Hey.. I'm the only one having picture babies
Jessica   says:
But
The Sayds says:
I'm special like that
Jessica   says:
I want picture babies D:
The Sayds says:
You can have them with Jensen
Jessica   says:
... okay
Jessica   says:
I can live with that
The Sayds says:
*puts up new status to make people curious*
The Sayds says:
...*BRAIN SO DEAD*
The Sayds says:
http://j-padalecki.org/imgs/albums/wpw-20080422/0000013.jpg
The Sayds says:
BAD THOUGHTS
The Sayds says:
which is why I share
Jessica   says:
I might be having twins

*A few minutes later*

The Sayds says:
I have a weakness for men in suits
The Sayds says:
it was made even worse by Jensen in a suit next to him
Jessica   says:
oh my xD
The Sayds says:
I don't want you to have sextuplets so...
Jessica   says:
I'll hire a babysitter
The Sayds says:
let me get the best one
Jessica   says:
<3
The Sayds says:
there's a funny Jensen and Jared one in there too
Jessica   says:
awesome
The Sayds says:
okay... prepare yourseslf
The Sayds says:
http://j-padalecki.org/imgs/albums/JARED/appearances/2007/The%20CW%20Winter%202007%20TCA%20Press%20Tour%20Party%20-%20Green%20Carpet%20and%20Inside/00013.jpg
Jessica   says:
... oh my
The Sayds says:
expect baby announcements in a month
The Sayds says:
so ready for more picture babies?
Jessica   says:
Oh yea.
The Sayds says:
haha
Jessica   says:
I've got photo birth control, I'm good
Jessica   says:
xD
The Sayds says:
plastic film?
Jessica   says:
Yes.
The Sayds says:
okay
The Sayds says:
http://i33.tinypic.com/wuo5xw.jpg
Jessica   says:
<33
The Sayds says:
... would cause babies?
Jessica   says:
You have any doubts?
The Sayds says:
I'm a bit biased
The Sayds says:
Even about his forehead of doom
Jessica   says:
lol
Jessica   says:
I think it looks great
The Sayds says:
why for must he rape?
The Sayds says:
*shifty eyes to status*
Jessica   says:
omg why did you have to tell everyone, it was going to be a surprise D:
Jessica   says:
dfiuhgispr
Jessica   says:
xD
The Sayds says:
CAUSE I'M EVIL
Jessica   says:
EVIL WOMAN
The Sayds says:
and to let them know to watch for baby shower invites?
The Sayds says:
Remember kids, buy the clothes 4 sizes too big
The Sayds says:
cause the kids will be HUGE
Jessica   says:
Now I've got to get some mumu's.
The Sayds says:
The pictures just raped me again
The Sayds says:
xD
Jessica   says:
xDD
The Sayds says:
*keeps coming up with picture baby statuses: just changed it to AND GOD SAID LET THERE BE PICTURE BABIES*
The Sayds says:
and I'm crying from laughing at them
Jessica   says:
.... lol. AND IT WAS GOOD.
The Sayds says:
should I add that?
The Sayds says:
*was contemplating*
Jessica   says:
xD!!
Jessica   says:
It adds a nice touch
The Sayds says:
*adds to status* with an exclamation point
Jessica   says:
Definitely emphasizes it nicely xDD
The Sayds says:
I'm so going to hell. xD
Jessica   says:
Don't worry, it's nice and toasty there.
Jessica   says:
Good for S'mores
The Sayds says:
*takes a deep breath and tries for more photo babies*
The Sayds says:
sorry... picture babies
Jessica   says:
*gasp* You have photo babies? >C HOW DAR U
The Sayds says:
I IZ SORRIEZ
Jessica   says:
HMPH.
The Sayds says:
I so want to be like "PICTURE BABYMON! COLLECT THEM ALL!"
Jessica   says:
JENSENMON
Jessica   says:
JAREDMON
Jessica   says:
I CHOOSE YOU
Jessica   says:
USE GHOST VANQUISH
The Sayds says:
Exactly
The Sayds says:
should I do it?
Jessica   says:
You totally should
Jessica   says:
.... How about they use Colt attack, and YellowEyedmon takes damage?  
The Sayds says:
HAHAHAHA
Jessica   says:
Or YellowEyedmon uses Deal, and gets out of it
Jessica   says:
xDDD
The Sayds says:
LOL
The Sayds says:
I play rocksalt for a +1 defense
Jessica   says:
I play Pilot and everyone you saw before the battle began begins dying.
The Sayds says:
I play Devil's Gate and release 1,000 demons to aid in my attack (plus it gives me 4 extra turns)
The Sayds says:
i'm doing it now
The Sayds says:
you've convinced me *changes status to: PICTURE BABYMONS! GOTTA CATCH THEM ALL*
Jessica   says:
I play Gamble and try to solve this problem with my pathetic mortal abilities
Jessica   says:
xD
Jessica   says:
Good!
The Sayds says:
I PLAY PIE AND YOU GET FAT AND LAZY!
Jessica   says:
OH MY GOD
Jessica   says:
NO
The Sayds says:
MU HAHAHAHA
Jessica   says:
I PLAY PHOTOSHOOT AND YOU GET PREGNANT LOOKING AT THE PICTURES
The Sayds says:
DAMNIT
The Sayds says:
PICTURE BABYMONS!
Jessica   says:
xDD
Jessica   says:
IT SEEMS YOUR PICTURES HAVE IMPREGNTED YOU
Jessica   says:
CONGRADULATIONS!
Jessica   says:
*impregnated
The Sayds says:
FAIL
The Sayds says:
Did you play power of six cause that would be a lot of child support right there.
Jessica   says:
I dunno, I'd have to roll it
The Sayds says:
and pain
The Sayds says:
which means drugs
Jessica   says:
You may need to play C Section to get all those babies out
The Sayds says:
it should be Jensemon and Jar-chu
The Sayds says:
JARAZAR
Jessica   says:
JARAZARD
The Sayds says:
JARMELEON
Jessica   says:
JARMANDER
The Sayds says:
JENSECHU evolves into JENSEMON?

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