Team Carolers: "Thys Endris Nyghth
Title: Thys Endris Nyghth
Genre: Humor, gen
Rating: PG
Characters: Don and Maggie Stark
Word count: 100
Warnings: Character-driven abuse of pagan practices. Author means no disrespect. (They’re villains, after all.)
Note: Dialogue only (almost)
Summary: When witches try Wicca…
“Don! The Goddess candle goes on the left!”
“Right. I-I mean of course. Sorry.”
“Why don’t I feel like you’re taking this seriously?”
“Babe. You have to admit it's a little… silly.”
“Wwwhat?! We’re celebrating our cultural heritage!”
“Cultural…? Maggie. You went on Pinterest. Besides, I know some more, stimulating ways to pass the Long Night.”
“Oh it’ll be a long night, Don Stark, if you don’t man up and decorate this altar.”
“Fine. But the Winter King better get to nail the Mother Goddess when this is done.”
“That? Is patently offensive.”
Don sighed. A long, long night indeed.
Genre: Humor, gen
Rating: PG
Characters: Don and Maggie Stark
Word count: 100
Warnings: Character-driven abuse of pagan practices. Author means no disrespect. (They’re villains, after all.)
Note: Dialogue only (almost)
Summary: When witches try Wicca…
“Don! The Goddess candle goes on the left!”
“Right. I-I mean of course. Sorry.”
“Why don’t I feel like you’re taking this seriously?”
“Babe. You have to admit it's a little… silly.”
“Wwwhat?! We’re celebrating our cultural heritage!”
“Cultural…? Maggie. You went on Pinterest. Besides, I know some more, stimulating ways to pass the Long Night.”
“Oh it’ll be a long night, Don Stark, if you don’t man up and decorate this altar.”
“Fine. But the Winter King better get to nail the Mother Goddess when this is done.”
“That? Is patently offensive.”
Don sighed. A long, long night indeed.