Team Carolers: "Merry Axemas"
Title: Merry Axemas
Genre: Gen, Humor
Rating: PG
Characters: Ash, Ellen
Word count: 100
Warnings: Would you believe none?
Summary: Wherein Christmas is metal as f#¢&.
Ash ain’t seen seven a.m. since MIT, but this here’s gonna blow more minds than the Dark Side of Oz.
He burns six fingers and curses whoever invented hot glue. Runs wires all careful-like so’s not to make snare traps for drunks. Hooks up his spare spare laptop and crashes on the pool table.
“Holy, mother of - ” Ellen’s barely audible over the squalling guitar, but the light show syncs up perfect. “Ash! What in the black depths of Hell have you done?”
“’S a beer can Christmas tree!” He pings his pyramid of PBR with a finger. “Badass, right?”
Metal Christmas, everyone! (Joe Satriani’s Silent Night Holy Night Jam)
Genre: Gen, Humor
Rating: PG
Characters: Ash, Ellen
Word count: 100
Warnings: Would you believe none?
Summary: Wherein Christmas is metal as f#¢&.
Ash ain’t seen seven a.m. since MIT, but this here’s gonna blow more minds than the Dark Side of Oz.
He burns six fingers and curses whoever invented hot glue. Runs wires all careful-like so’s not to make snare traps for drunks. Hooks up his spare spare laptop and crashes on the pool table.
“Holy, mother of - ” Ellen’s barely audible over the squalling guitar, but the light show syncs up perfect. “Ash! What in the black depths of Hell have you done?”
“’S a beer can Christmas tree!” He pings his pyramid of PBR with a finger. “Badass, right?”
Metal Christmas, everyone! (Joe Satriani’s Silent Night Holy Night Jam)