Team Eggnog: Secret Santa
TITLE: Secret Santa
CHARACTERS: Crowley, mostly, with a surprise at the end
GENRE: Gen
RATING: PG
WARNINGS: Really mild language.
SPOILERS: Nope.
WORDS: 100
Crowley glowered at the bottle of his favorite scotch that one of his demons had just delivered. A festive bow was tied around the neck, and it had a tag reading “Merry Christmas, Your Highness” in deliberately generic block letters.
Of course, none of the demons was willing to admit to such blatant brown-nosing, and they weren’t inclined to be thoughtful, anyway. There was no way of knowing how it might have been tainted by an enemy.
Bollocks!
***
“You did what?”
“Trust me, Sammy, it was worth it! There’s no way he’ll drink it, and it’ll drive him nuts!”
CHARACTERS: Crowley, mostly, with a surprise at the end
GENRE: Gen
RATING: PG
WARNINGS: Really mild language.
SPOILERS: Nope.
WORDS: 100
Crowley glowered at the bottle of his favorite scotch that one of his demons had just delivered. A festive bow was tied around the neck, and it had a tag reading “Merry Christmas, Your Highness” in deliberately generic block letters.
Of course, none of the demons was willing to admit to such blatant brown-nosing, and they weren’t inclined to be thoughtful, anyway. There was no way of knowing how it might have been tainted by an enemy.
Bollocks!
***
“You did what?”
“Trust me, Sammy, it was worth it! There’s no way he’ll drink it, and it’ll drive him nuts!”