DEW: Death by Pizza
DEATH BY PIZZA
Genre: Humour
Rating: K+
Character: Death
Spoilers/Warnings: None
Word Count: 100
Disclaimer: Don't own them
Death is an omnipotent being; nothing is beyond his powers.
Or is it?
xxxxx
How difficult could it be?
If Marcus, that spotty youth in the Pizza Palace could do it, then Death was quite sure he could make a pizza too. It would be wonderful to avoid those tiresome trips to Earth for snacks.
He read the recipe … roll the dough, add tomato puree, parmesan, mushrooms, pepperoni, anchovies, preheat the oven … Yes, he could do this.
LATER
Standing behind the counter in The Chicago Pizza Palace, Marcus stared at a gaunt, black-coated man with soot smeared across his nose and grated cheese in his hair.
“So that’s a Deep Pan Pepperoni Feast with anchovies, Sir?”
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Genre: Humour
Rating: K+
Character: Death
Spoilers/Warnings: None
Word Count: 100
Disclaimer: Don't own them
Death is an omnipotent being; nothing is beyond his powers.
Or is it?
xxxxx
How difficult could it be?
If Marcus, that spotty youth in the Pizza Palace could do it, then Death was quite sure he could make a pizza too. It would be wonderful to avoid those tiresome trips to Earth for snacks.
He read the recipe … roll the dough, add tomato puree, parmesan, mushrooms, pepperoni, anchovies, preheat the oven … Yes, he could do this.
LATER
Standing behind the counter in The Chicago Pizza Palace, Marcus stared at a gaunt, black-coated man with soot smeared across his nose and grated cheese in his hair.
“So that’s a Deep Pan Pepperoni Feast with anchovies, Sir?”
xxxxx
end