DEW - A Helping Hand
A HELPING HAND
Rating: K+
Genre: Humour
Character: Rufus Turner
Spoilers/Warnings: A little bit of fun with 6.04 - Weekend at Bobby's
Word count: 100
Disclaimer: Don't own him
Rufus sighed; he was too old for this shit.
A man his age should be sitting on his veranda, savouring a glass of blue label; not grovelling around trying to bury a dead lamia under said veranda.
A veranda which would collapse on top of him if he undermined it once more.
No, he couldn’t risk a cave-in; he didn’t relish the idea of rebuilding his cabin or being flattened by it. He needed another solution to offload this creepy bitch.
A solution that was convenient, and quick and preferably a long way away ...
...
“Hey Bobby, you got a shovel?”
Rating: K+
Genre: Humour
Character: Rufus Turner
Spoilers/Warnings: A little bit of fun with 6.04 - Weekend at Bobby's
Word count: 100
Disclaimer: Don't own him
Rufus sighed; he was too old for this shit.
A man his age should be sitting on his veranda, savouring a glass of blue label; not grovelling around trying to bury a dead lamia under said veranda.
A veranda which would collapse on top of him if he undermined it once more.
No, he couldn’t risk a cave-in; he didn’t relish the idea of rebuilding his cabin or being flattened by it. He needed another solution to offload this creepy bitch.
A solution that was convenient, and quick and preferably a long way away ...
...
“Hey Bobby, you got a shovel?”