Team Diet: Beefcake
BEEFCAKE
Rating: K+
Genre: Humour
Characters: Sam and Dean Winchester
Warnings/Spoilers: None
Word Count: 100
Disclaimer: Don't own them.
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The two rugaru ladies hungrily eyed their tightly bound lunch, enthusiastically discussing the squirming feast.
"Shall we have a breast fillet off this one? There's plenty to spare." Sam scowled at her wandering hand; "nice lean rump too." He squeaked in indignation as it wandered a bit too far.
Her companion nodded in agreement; "this one’s got a good lean brisket though;" she licked her lips, ignoring the outraged yelp and tirade of obscenities as she squeezed Dean's side, "but, I think I might start with a nice juicy steak off the flank!"
“Sam,” Dean snorted furiously; “after today, I’m turning vegetarian!"
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end
Rating: K+
Genre: Humour
Characters: Sam and Dean Winchester
Warnings/Spoilers: None
Word Count: 100
Disclaimer: Don't own them.
xxxxx
The two rugaru ladies hungrily eyed their tightly bound lunch, enthusiastically discussing the squirming feast.
"Shall we have a breast fillet off this one? There's plenty to spare." Sam scowled at her wandering hand; "nice lean rump too." He squeaked in indignation as it wandered a bit too far.
Her companion nodded in agreement; "this one’s got a good lean brisket though;" she licked her lips, ignoring the outraged yelp and tirade of obscenities as she squeezed Dean's side, "but, I think I might start with a nice juicy steak off the flank!"
“Sam,” Dean snorted furiously; “after today, I’m turning vegetarian!"
xxxxx
end