STOP THE CAVALRY
Genre: Humour
Rating: K+
Characters: Sam and Dean Winchester
Spoilers/Warnings: None
Word count: 100
Disclaimer: Still don't own ...
… Brave Sergeant Chuck Winchester rides steadfastly across hostile injun country carrying the message that will save four hundred men garrisoned at Fort Norris. Through the night, without food or water, with three arrows in his back, Chuck, and his magnificent pony, black Babe, gallop across miles of dust and tumbleweed, dodging coyotes and ambushes and …
"Dean, put the toy soldiers down. The toy store opens in three hours and we still haven't found anything on the poltergeist."
… *sigh* Brave Sergeant Chuck Winchester and Black Babe are defeated by the worst foe imaginable; a bitchy little brother with a stick up his ass.
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