The Trouble with Trees
THE TROUBLE WITH TREES …
The sun goes down on a successful troll hunt deep in a remote forest; successful, that is, until Dean gets bored.
What a good job Sam's got his cellphone ...
Genre: Humour
Rating: K+
Word Count: 100
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"Hey Bobby; how ya doin'?"
" ? "
"Well that's kinda why I'm calling …"
" ? "
"No, the troll hunt went great, no problems at all."
" ? "
"Well, Dean got bored while we packed up."
" ! "
"Yeah, Bobby; I know he is!"
" ? "
"He decided to carve 'Sam stinks' into a tree trunk."
" ! "
"Yep, he sure is!"
" ? "
"Turns out it was a dryad."
" ? "
"Well, his broken nose has stopped bleedin' now, but you won't believe what she did with his penknife …"
" ! "
"Thanks Bobby - see you in a few hours."
" …"
Sam glanced at the watery-eyed, groaning figure sprawled on the forest floor beside him.
Man, it was gonna be a long night ...
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