Fic rec: Sam's hell
I've found the Lj post:
http://sn-fic.livejournal.com/4021804.html
Very funny.
I can't find the livejournal post from the author anymore. Here is the fanfic net link:
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6629158/1/Sams_Hell
My summary, since I can't find the author's summary either: After falling into the cage, all four of them quickly discover that torture only goes so far and there needs to be rules so that they can all be civil and live happily among each other. They establish rules by trial and error. The process is hilarious. Here is a sneak peek:
chapter 6
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RULE #58: Lucifer is not allowed to "dance", people will think he is having a stroke.
YEAR SIXTY
"Oh god, my eyes! My eyes!"
"Look away Adam! Shield your eyes!"
"Little brother if you do not stop that you WILL feel my wrath."
RULE #59: Lucifer is not to just sit and smile at people ... it's creepy.
YEAR SIXTY
Adam was not sure what was happening to Lucifer. He was practically vibrating, unable to sit still and was acting just ... off the wall crazy. It had only been a week since the "rule incident" as they liked to call it, where Lucifer had created a bunch of random rules. It was creepy and unsettling to see the devil so ... bouncy.
However, Adam might be a lot of things, but he was not one to pass the opportunity for some fun. Making sure Sam and Michael were busy, Adam sat next to the bouncy archangel with a smirk.
"Hey Lucifer," Adam said softly, "do you want to have some fun?"
"Yes," Lucifer replied without hesitation.
"Sam's just over there reading. Sit across from him and just smile," Adam suggested.
Lucifer frowned, puzzled by the request. "How is that fun?"
"Just trust me," Adam said, smiling widely at the devil.
Sam was enjoying his book when he felt something. It was that niggling feeling down the back of his neck that someone was watching him. Looking up, Sam was struck numb at the horrifying image of Lucifer just sitting, smiling at him while practically vibrating up and down. Quickly glancing down at his book, Sam shook his head, sure he had been hallucinating. A quick peak back up and sure enough, Lucifer was still just ... smiling.
Shifting uncomfortably in his seat, Sam tried to ignore it. Just read the book. Just read the book. Do not look up. Just read the book. Was the mantra going through Sam's head as he tried to not look at Lucifer.
Looking back, Sam would be impressed he lasted ten minutes before snapping.
"Stop looking at me," he snapped.
The bouncing devil's grin just grew larger, which did little to relieve the anxious feeling Sam was experiencing.
"Cut it out, I said stop," Sam reprimanded him sternly.
"What is going on?" Michael asked calmly, eyeing his brother dubiously.
"Your brother is smiling at me," Sam said angrily.
Michael raised an eyebrow. "What?"
"He's just ... smiling ... it's unnatural," Sam defended, blushing slightly as Michael continued to look at him as if he was unstable.
"Lucifer, stop smiling at Sam," Michael commanded in a bored monotone. Lucifer obeyed, turning his creepy smile towards Michael.
Michael did not even last five minutes before freaking out. "Stop smiling at me like that! Sam! Grab the rules!"
No one noticed Adam laughing in the background. He did not know what had gotten into Lucifer ... but he liked it.
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http://sn-fic.livejournal.com/4021804.html
Very funny.
I can't find the livejournal post from the author anymore. Here is the fanfic net link:
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6629158/1/Sams_Hell
My summary, since I can't find the author's summary either: After falling into the cage, all four of them quickly discover that torture only goes so far and there needs to be rules so that they can all be civil and live happily among each other. They establish rules by trial and error. The process is hilarious. Here is a sneak peek:
chapter 6
...
RULE #58: Lucifer is not allowed to "dance", people will think he is having a stroke.
YEAR SIXTY
"Oh god, my eyes! My eyes!"
"Look away Adam! Shield your eyes!"
"Little brother if you do not stop that you WILL feel my wrath."
RULE #59: Lucifer is not to just sit and smile at people ... it's creepy.
YEAR SIXTY
Adam was not sure what was happening to Lucifer. He was practically vibrating, unable to sit still and was acting just ... off the wall crazy. It had only been a week since the "rule incident" as they liked to call it, where Lucifer had created a bunch of random rules. It was creepy and unsettling to see the devil so ... bouncy.
However, Adam might be a lot of things, but he was not one to pass the opportunity for some fun. Making sure Sam and Michael were busy, Adam sat next to the bouncy archangel with a smirk.
"Hey Lucifer," Adam said softly, "do you want to have some fun?"
"Yes," Lucifer replied without hesitation.
"Sam's just over there reading. Sit across from him and just smile," Adam suggested.
Lucifer frowned, puzzled by the request. "How is that fun?"
"Just trust me," Adam said, smiling widely at the devil.
Sam was enjoying his book when he felt something. It was that niggling feeling down the back of his neck that someone was watching him. Looking up, Sam was struck numb at the horrifying image of Lucifer just sitting, smiling at him while practically vibrating up and down. Quickly glancing down at his book, Sam shook his head, sure he had been hallucinating. A quick peak back up and sure enough, Lucifer was still just ... smiling.
Shifting uncomfortably in his seat, Sam tried to ignore it. Just read the book. Just read the book. Do not look up. Just read the book. Was the mantra going through Sam's head as he tried to not look at Lucifer.
Looking back, Sam would be impressed he lasted ten minutes before snapping.
"Stop looking at me," he snapped.
The bouncing devil's grin just grew larger, which did little to relieve the anxious feeling Sam was experiencing.
"Cut it out, I said stop," Sam reprimanded him sternly.
"What is going on?" Michael asked calmly, eyeing his brother dubiously.
"Your brother is smiling at me," Sam said angrily.
Michael raised an eyebrow. "What?"
"He's just ... smiling ... it's unnatural," Sam defended, blushing slightly as Michael continued to look at him as if he was unstable.
"Lucifer, stop smiling at Sam," Michael commanded in a bored monotone. Lucifer obeyed, turning his creepy smile towards Michael.
Michael did not even last five minutes before freaking out. "Stop smiling at me like that! Sam! Grab the rules!"
No one noticed Adam laughing in the background. He did not know what had gotten into Lucifer ... but he liked it.
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