DEW: Hair of the...
HAIR OF THE...
Rating: K+
Genre: Humour
Characters: Sam and Dean, Miracle mentioned
Spoilers/Warnings: None
Word count: 200
Disclaimer: I don't own them
“Dean!”
“What?”
“Look at the state of me!”
*shrugs* “What am I supposed to be looking at?”
“This! Look, Miracle’s shedding everywhere - my Jeans look like I’ve been wrestling a sasquatch, and everything in the bunker is covered in dog hair. I found some in my muesli this morning!”
“Well, look on the bright side Sam, you’re always saying we should eat more fibre.”
“I prefer my fibre not to taste like dog hair, thanks.”
“Well, firstly Sam, Miracle can’t help shedding - he’s a dog. And secondly, if we wanna talk about sasquatches - you freaking shed like one. I’ve lived with your hair everywhere for years, so let’s just call it payback.”
“I don’t shed, damn cheek!!!”
“You really do, Sam. I’m always finding long girlie hairs on my clothes. And I wish I could say they belonged to long girlie women, but no - they belong to you!”
“Whatever, Dean. It’s irrelevant. You need to brush that damn dog!”
“I do Sam, I brush him all the time.”
“I’ve never seen you brush him.”
…
…
“… Dean?”
“Yeah?”
“Please tell me you don’t use my hairbrush to brush Miracle.”
“Why do you think you’ve never seen me brush him, Sam?”
xxxxx
end
Rating: K+
Genre: Humour
Characters: Sam and Dean, Miracle mentioned
Spoilers/Warnings: None
Word count: 200
Disclaimer: I don't own them
“Dean!”
“What?”
“Look at the state of me!”
*shrugs* “What am I supposed to be looking at?”
“This! Look, Miracle’s shedding everywhere - my Jeans look like I’ve been wrestling a sasquatch, and everything in the bunker is covered in dog hair. I found some in my muesli this morning!”
“Well, look on the bright side Sam, you’re always saying we should eat more fibre.”
“I prefer my fibre not to taste like dog hair, thanks.”
“Well, firstly Sam, Miracle can’t help shedding - he’s a dog. And secondly, if we wanna talk about sasquatches - you freaking shed like one. I’ve lived with your hair everywhere for years, so let’s just call it payback.”
“I don’t shed, damn cheek!!!”
“You really do, Sam. I’m always finding long girlie hairs on my clothes. And I wish I could say they belonged to long girlie women, but no - they belong to you!”
“Whatever, Dean. It’s irrelevant. You need to brush that damn dog!”
“I do Sam, I brush him all the time.”
“I’ve never seen you brush him.”
…
…
“… Dean?”
“Yeah?”
“Please tell me you don’t use my hairbrush to brush Miracle.”
“Why do you think you’ve never seen me brush him, Sam?”
xxxxx
end