Crowley's Christmas Fic Exchange: A Crowley Carol for Midnightsilvers

[crowleysxmas]

Title: A Crowley Carol
Author: ellerkay
Characters: Crowley, Rowena, Castiel, Donna, Sam, Dean, Jack, Death, Jody
Rating: R/Mature
Genre: Gen, Humor
Word Count: ~5250
Disclaimer: All for fun, none for profit.
Summary: It’s “A Christmas Carol” and Crowley is Scrooge! He is NOT happy about it.
Warnings/tags: Swearing, alcohol (including alcohol drunk by

Comments

[fledge]

This is an absolute riot of a story, and yet so true to the characters *and* the original Christmas Carol, and the way Crowley reacts to everything is so poignant and believable and spot-on with all his reluctant belly aching and his wickedly suave humour and doing his best to convince everyone that he's only interested in saving his own skin. A masterpiece, I love it! Some of my favourite bits which made me laugh out loud:

Nephilim pox 😂

“I am the Ghost of Christmas Past,” droned Castiel.
“No, you’re fucking not,” Crowley said. “Go away.”

“You get Craig, as a token of my very mild respect, and because I will burn my bones myself if I have to see you drink any more of that piss you normally imbibe. Season’s greetings.”

“As far as I can tell, Jack is the human equivalent of Elmo.”

“Personally, I’m partial to the one with the Muppets.”

“You know, not only did I almost die on that bathroom floor, but you left me with the check.”
Crowley looked embarrassed. “Utterly classless of me. I truly am sorry.”

“And you know how attached I am to [my own naughty bits].”
“I wouldn’t have to if you didn’t talk about them all the time.”

*Huge applause* What a fitting and majestic treat to end the challenge!

[ellerkay]

I apologize that I've let this comment sit unreplied to for much long than I intended, but, belatedly, THANK YOU SO MUCH!! I was having a lousy week when you left this and it really brightened my day. Re-reading it has brightened today, too. Thank you extra for letting me know some of your favorite lines; that's always incredibly gratifying. You're THE BEST. :D

P.S. I'm glad you liked "nephilim pox." XD Bonus joke!

[fledge]

Aww, you're so welcome! Glad I could help brighten up your week. Re-reading my favourite lines just now has brought a smile to my face once again :D