Title: Dressed for Business
Author:
theympPrompt: DEW Challenge: Arthur Ketch & gifts. SPN100 Challenge: dress
Genre: humour
Characters: Arthur Ketch
Pairing: Ketch/Ketch!
Rating: PG-13
Word count: 100
Warning/Spoilers: n/a
Disclaimer: I don't own Supernatural or its characters - these were created by Eric Kripke - I'm just borrowing them. I'm not making any commercial gain. No harm or infringement intended.
Summary: Arthur's getting ready to go out.
It's important to play to one's strengths, thought Arthur, as he admired himself in the mirror.
Tightening the noose-like tie around his neck, he considered how he had a gift for both dressing well and killing people. Once, even at the same time.
He adjusted his cufflinks, careful not to trigger the poison-dart mechanism. An indulgence, but they'd been the gift from a former lover who'd understood his Bond obsession. Too bad I had to kill her too.
"My, aren't you just the monster's monster," he cooed at his reflection.
Not too shabby, he thought.
Now, off to kill someone.
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