TOUGH LOVE
Genre: Humour
Rating: K+
Characters: Dean and Baby
Spoilers/Warnings: None
Word count: 100
Dislaimer: I don't own them
"Nope, I’m not opening up Dean.”
“You’re drunk; you’re not getting behind my wheel in that condition.”
“You can jab the key into the lock as much as you want, my door’s staying shut. Closed. You know, tight. Just like you, sweetie.”
“Oh, is it raining? Well, that’ll help you sober up.”
“Plead all you like, I’m not budging.”
“If you want to go out and get blootered on cheap moonshine, then that’s up to you, but it’s my job to keep you safe, so suck it up buttercup!”
*BLUUUURK!*
“And I’m so glad you weren’t in me when you did that!!!”
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