DEW: Inflammable

Nov 08, 2020 14:40

Title: Inflammable
Characters: Dean, Ketch
Rating: Teen/PG-13
Genre: Humor
Word Count: 100
Disclaimer: All for fun, none for profit.
Summary: Dean and Ketch get drunk together.
A/N: Possibly the dumbest thing I've ever written. XD I'm really sorry about this one.

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They were on their fourth glasses of whiskey when Dean began giggling uncontrollably.

“What?” Ketch asked, suspicious. He didn’t like the look of the grin on Dean’s face.

“Dude,” Dean said. “Dude.” He attempted to compose himself. “Are you flammable?”

“What?”

“Your clothes and stuff. Are you careful about what you wear?”

“What on earth are you talking about? ”

“It’s just that…if I were you…” Dean stifled another snigger. “I’d be worried about…ketching fire!”

Ketch glared into his glass, swirling the whiskey around. “American humor really is sub-par.”

It took fully three minutes before Dean managed to stop laughing.

***

A/N: I'm sorry again. I'll show myself out. :P

ketch, drabble, fic: gen, dew, rating: pg-13, dean

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