Forking Florida (Fun and Sunshine Challenge)
Title: Forking Florida
Author: Kat
Fandom: Supernatural
Genre: Crack
Characters: Sam and Dean
Rating: PG
Word Count: 116
Challenge/Prompt(s): spn_bigpretzel: Fun and Sunshine Challenge & FFFC: Table E: Weird AO3 Tags: 9. Oranges Attacking People
Summary: Of all the things they expected in Florida, being attacked by fruit was not one of them.
Spoilers/Warnings: None
Disclaimer: I don’t own the characters and will not profit from their use.
“This is why we don't go to Florida, Sam!” Dean shouted as he shot the nearest flying fruit.
“I'm not exactly thrilled to be playing the live action version of Fruit Ninja either, Dean!” Sam snarked back as he brought his machete through the next batch of oranges.
“Did that lemon tree just uproot itself and start walking?” Dean stared a moment until an orange bounced off the side of his head, prompting him back into action.
They still had no clue what they were up against, exactly, but fruit trees that launch projectiles at you in an attempt to pummel you to death had not been on their Florida vacation bingo card.
Author: Kat
Fandom: Supernatural
Genre: Crack
Characters: Sam and Dean
Rating: PG
Word Count: 116
Challenge/Prompt(s): spn_bigpretzel: Fun and Sunshine Challenge & FFFC: Table E: Weird AO3 Tags: 9. Oranges Attacking People
Summary: Of all the things they expected in Florida, being attacked by fruit was not one of them.
Spoilers/Warnings: None
Disclaimer: I don’t own the characters and will not profit from their use.
“This is why we don't go to Florida, Sam!” Dean shouted as he shot the nearest flying fruit.
“I'm not exactly thrilled to be playing the live action version of Fruit Ninja either, Dean!” Sam snarked back as he brought his machete through the next batch of oranges.
“Did that lemon tree just uproot itself and start walking?” Dean stared a moment until an orange bounced off the side of his head, prompting him back into action.
They still had no clue what they were up against, exactly, but fruit trees that launch projectiles at you in an attempt to pummel you to death had not been on their Florida vacation bingo card.