DEW: Stupid Sew-and-Sew
STUPID SEW-AND-SEW
Rating: K+
Genre: Humour
Characters: Mich and Ketch
Spoilers/Warnings: None
Word Count: 100
Disclaimmer: I don't own them
"So, Mick, you sew don’t you?"
"Well, yes, but …"
"Good. I need these trousers taking out."
"Taking out?"
£Yes, that’s right. Taking out. Sort of now-ish."
"Right, yes. Ketch, why do they need taking out?"
"Yes, well, I think thhe tailor was a bit stingy with his cut, then I think the dry cleaner may hav shrunk them, you know how it is…"
"Oh, I thought maybe you’d maybe put on a bit of…"
"Oh no. Still a lean mean fighting machine. No inches to pinch here."
Mick watched Ketch walk away with a smirk.
"Pinch an inch? No chance; more like ‘grab a slab’, you great pillock."
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