Songspam - 5 o' clock in the Morning
In honor of spn_bigpretzel's fifth birthday, and for the DEW challenge prompt "It's 5 o'clock", fanspired and I have teamed up on a song spam, woo hoo! She has created the clever and funny lyrics, based on Godley and Creme's 5 o'clock in The Morning, and I have found some matching images, we hope you enjoy it!
It's 5 o'clock in the morning and I could be in a bed,
So I’m wond’ring why I’m in Texas hunting something that’s undead
But the monster’s open for business and 5-oh’s eyes are closed,
So it’s up to us or the teenage twink is toast.
Opening up the weapons cache and loading up the guns
While all across the world there’s people buttering their toasted buns
And our battle with the Jekylls and the Hydes has just begun.
It's 6 o'clock in the morning. I’m only half awake.
The other half is dreaming of a nice thick juicy steak as something
slithers out of the bathroom and Sam yells in my ear
“Get up!” “Dean!” “Get out of here!”
The smell of smoke and rock salt makes me think of curly fries,
And all the crazy things we’ve done keep flashing past my eyes.
Then the thing I’m holding sinks its claws into my thighs.
And it’s on!
Shifting through the gears.
It's 8 o'clock in the morning.
It's been 8 o'clock for years.
But the slimy thing is dusted and its victims all got out.
And I’m done in
It's 9 o'clock in the morning.
It’s time for sleepy-bye . . .
But the motel bed is hard and lumpy
And, besides, Sam’s just come in with beer and pie . . .
All images from Pinterest and Google images