DEW: It's 11:30

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Title: It's 11:30
Author: theymp
Prompt: DEW Challenge: Nudity - character or characters of your choice
Genre: Humour
Characters: Sam and Dean Winchester
Pairing: n/a
Rating: PG-13
Word count: 100
Warning/Spoilers: n/a
Disclaimer: I don't own Supernatural or its characters - these were created by Eric Kripke - I'm just borrowing them. I'm not making any commercial gain. No harm or infringement intended.

Summary: Sam is feeling more than a little objectified.



"I don't see why I have to be naked," complained Sam, his teeth chattering while going through the ritual's motions.

"We're trying to appease a wood nymph," explained Dean, as if talking to a child. "So it's gotta be someone into all that nature crap. Besides, it's not that bad."

"You're not all oiled up, dancing bare-assed around a tree," spat Sam. "It's humiliating."

"Here, this'll help," said Dean, passing a can of drink.

"Diet coke? How's that help?"

"Marcie in the office block over there said she'd give me fifty bucks if you pose with it for a picture."

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