Author: dizzojay Recipient: theymp Original Prompt: The bunker goes into emergency, magical lockdown. The occupants are now unable to leave for 40 Title: Bunker Brother Synopsis: Gabriel, the self-styled TV presenter, magically locks down the bunker and, on the manner of 'Changing Channels', traps the unwitting inhabitants in a game of 'Big Brother' for his own amusement Snippet: And, good evening from me. I’m Gabe O’Dicks; you may have met my brother? Great big Bag? Anyhoo, I digress. I’m Gabe O’Dicks and I’m your host for this year’s inaugural ‘Bunker Brother’ challenge. One bunker, four contestants, forty days. It’s gonna be biblical! Now, you see, the thing about our contestants is, they don’t know they’re contestants. They didn’t sign up for this. They have no idea what’s going on - but that’s nothing new for this bunch of yahoos. Call it a psychological experiment; a social examination. A test of character. Who will thrive? Who will crack first? Who cares? I sure as hell don’t! This is my sandbox, and these are the amoebas in my microscope, the beagles in my lab. They are my playthings. This is my maze, and these are my four little gerbils. So, let’s meet those gerbils, shall we? Dean: He’s our bold and handsome big brother. He’s the one that’s currently trying to jemmy the doors open. His mouth has already melted the bleep machine - he’s the reason why we have a 14 rating and have to air after 9pm. Sam: He’s the calm and handsome brother who’s sitting in the library with his head in a book being all logical and trying to work out what’s happened. He’s the reason why we can’t air too long after 9pm, because we don’t want to put our viewers to sleep. Castiel: He’s the allegedly-handsome-in-a-gormless-kind-of-way angel that’s standing in the middle of the room wearing a trenchcoat that looks like it was made-to-measure for Grendel’s less attractive brother. He has this kind of resting ‘constipated frown’. He’s the reason why our sponsor is ‘Turbo-Lax™ You’ll get up and go, whether you like it or not!’ Jack: He’s the cute young Nephilim; desperate to be helpful, but scared to get in the way. He’s the reason all the sweet old ladies will watch because he reminds them all of their grandsons.
Recipient: theymp
Original Prompt: The bunker goes into emergency, magical lockdown. The occupants are now unable to leave for 40
Title: Bunker Brother
Synopsis: Gabriel, the self-styled TV presenter, magically locks down the bunker and, on the manner of 'Changing Channels', traps the unwitting inhabitants in a game of 'Big Brother' for his own amusement
Snippet:
And, good evening from me. I’m Gabe O’Dicks; you may have met my brother? Great big Bag?
Anyhoo, I digress. I’m Gabe O’Dicks and I’m your host for this year’s inaugural ‘Bunker Brother’ challenge.
One bunker, four contestants, forty days. It’s gonna be biblical!
Now, you see, the thing about our contestants is, they don’t know they’re contestants. They didn’t sign up for this. They have no idea what’s going on - but that’s nothing new for this bunch of yahoos.
Call it a psychological experiment; a social examination. A test of character. Who will thrive? Who will crack first? Who cares? I sure as hell don’t!
This is my sandbox, and these are the amoebas in my microscope, the beagles in my lab. They are my playthings. This is my maze, and these are my four little gerbils.
So, let’s meet those gerbils, shall we?
Dean: He’s our bold and handsome big brother. He’s the one that’s currently trying to jemmy the doors open. His mouth has already melted the bleep machine - he’s the reason why we have a 14 rating and have to air after 9pm.
Sam: He’s the calm and handsome brother who’s sitting in the library with his head in a book being all logical and trying to work out what’s happened. He’s the reason why we can’t air too long after 9pm, because we don’t want to put our viewers to sleep.
Castiel: He’s the allegedly-handsome-in-a-gormless-kind-of-way angel that’s standing in the middle of the room wearing a trenchcoat that looks like it was made-to-measure for Grendel’s less attractive brother. He has this kind of resting ‘constipated frown’. He’s the reason why our sponsor is ‘Turbo-Lax™ You’ll get up and go, whether you like it or not!’
Jack: He’s the cute young Nephilim; desperate to be helpful, but scared to get in the way. He’s the reason all the sweet old ladies will watch because he reminds them all of their grandsons.
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