Sep 04, 2006 00:09
Why am I the only one who seems to have heard of or listen to Gary Numan? Eh, anyway . . .
Here's why I think Bees and Wasps will someday be the death of me:
1. They are complete fascists.
2. They are yellow (most of them) and we all know yellow is the color of mustard which I think is icky.
3. They have already attacked several of my family members.
4. I was attacked this morning by a yellow jacket and it told me that it would someday be the death of me in its strange yellow jacket language.
5. I am fluent in yellow jacket.
6. They are complete fascists.
7. They want my money. (And yours. Keep it safe, friends.)
8. They don't look remotely human which I still do not understand.
Okay, well . . . CHARLIE CHAPLIN!