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Sep 04, 2006 00:09

Why am I the only one who seems to have heard of or listen to Gary Numan? Eh, anyway . . .

Here's why I think Bees and Wasps will someday be the death of me:

1. They are complete fascists.

2. They are yellow (most of them) and we all know yellow is the color of mustard which I think is icky.

3. They have already attacked several of my family members.

4. I was attacked this morning by a yellow jacket and it told me that it would someday be the death of me in its strange yellow jacket language.

5. I am fluent in yellow jacket.

6. They are complete fascists.

7. They want my money. (And yours. Keep it safe, friends.)

8. They don't look remotely human which I still do not understand.

Okay, well . . . CHARLIE CHAPLIN!

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