Uplifting Truisms from God's Flock
Courtesy of the giant crazy church in my neighborhood:
"Forbidden fruit creates many jams"
"Make Jesus your vitamin B1"
"Today is a gift from god, that's why its called the present"
...Ok, so the second one was actually from one of those corrugated aluminum evangelist churches in Houston, but I couldn't leave it out.
"Forbidden fruit creates many jams"
"Make Jesus your vitamin B1"
"Today is a gift from god, that's why its called the present"
...Ok, so the second one was actually from one of those corrugated aluminum evangelist churches in Houston, but I couldn't leave it out.