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[splitimageslice]

Well, who wants to go clubbing with me? I hate to think that there's a district set up for the explicit purpose of having a good time that's going unused by such overworked students. Kevin, I don't suppose you'd accompany me for the evening? Drinks are on me, the place has a good reputation, what could possibly go wrong?

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[moonlitmonk]

i do not want to go any were with you

[splitimageslice]

Anywere? Don't reject me and make puns in the same sentence, that's just too cruel.

[moonlitmonk]

shut up

[moonlitmonk]

what is a pun

[splitimageslice]

Wordplay, Kevin. While you meant to say "where", you said "were", which is funny, considering the whole Beastman werewolf thing. But a joke's never as funny after you explain it.

[moonlitmonk]

that joke was not funny

[splitimageslice]

Exactly. You really need to brush up on your humor so I don't have to explain things. I'll pick you up around 11, okay? Wear something nice.

[moonlitmonk]

not going

[splitimageslice]

Oh, that's right, you don't have anything nice. I know your size, I'll pick something up for you in the city.

[moonlitmonk]

no

stop it

[splitimageslice]

Oh, alright. You can help. What colors do you like?

[moonlitmonk]

not telling