i'm going to randomly make tacos at three in the morning now
my pants are falling down. i need to buy a belt. anywayyyy life has been pretty fabulous lately. last weekend especially because we celebrated the amazing holiday known as mlk day. and i just love days off from school. we went to the beach house which was really smart cause it was like freezing outside. so we stayed there till monday night and it was great. i walked around the beach in my super cool new fluffy robe! i thought it was way too cold to go in the water but shane tried his best to surf haha. and thank heaven for hot tubs!
we totally skipped school on tuesday cause we're just so badass. and to celebrate our badassishness we totally went to the magic kingdom. because nothing says badass more than mr. mickey mouse. we did just about everything cause it wasn't very busy then went over to epcot and did test track a bunch of times. then we ate in england and went on mission: space which really wasn't smart cause then i felt hella sick. then we went on spaceship earth which made me feel even more sick and every time shane would try to cop a feel in the dark the ride would stop cause a bunch of wheelchair people kept getting on. how dare them. then we left and i was sad cause they changed the voice of the monorail dude. i am personally offended. i knew the monorail dude better than i knew my own father dammit!! sigh i'm retarded.
shane has been scaring me a little bit lately. he's becoming oddly obsessed with the food network. all last week he would wake up at like 3 in the morning and make food. i spent the night over there every day last week and he made like a different dish every night. one night he went outside and grilled steaks even though it was freeeezing outside. he also made tacos one night and some weird pork thing that had apples in it. i think he needs help. oh and he keeps feeding my kitten all of his food and she's starting to like him more than me!! it's just not fair. not fair!!
this weekend was okay. we went to a party on friday. kyle was there with his new FIFTEEN year old girlfriend. ewwwww!!! then afterward we went to steak n shake cause shane is used to eating at 3 in the morning now. i got a milkshake and spilled it everywhere but the nice server guy gave me a new one. then we all had to listen to drunk katie whine about some guy she made out with that then made out with someone slut in front of her or something and she was like crying and shane kept making fun of her behind her back. she truly was making no sense!!
last night i threw a sleepover because i'm cool like that. i guess. actually i threw a sleepover because shane went to some concert and i was lonely. :( but all these people came over to my house and i had to tell them to leave me the fuck alone cause i was having a sleepever dammit! it was me, rory, katie, and e and then ashley came over but she didn't spend the night. anyway we just played with princess puss-in-boots, stole my mother's drugs, made popcorn, and watched porn that rory tivoed for me. my mom got a tivo for all the tvs in the house for some reason so now i can tape all this shit. i'm gonna start taping the oc!!! woohooo!!
hmmmm today has been boring as hell since everyone left. i've been playing the sims 2 and i made a britney and kevin one and after like five minutes they were doing it in the hot tub and britney's already pregnant. now kevin's totally flirting with this girl from across the street and britney's fat and pissed. drama!!! i think i'm going to continue my game so bye to ME!
we totally skipped school on tuesday cause we're just so badass. and to celebrate our badassishness we totally went to the magic kingdom. because nothing says badass more than mr. mickey mouse. we did just about everything cause it wasn't very busy then went over to epcot and did test track a bunch of times. then we ate in england and went on mission: space which really wasn't smart cause then i felt hella sick. then we went on spaceship earth which made me feel even more sick and every time shane would try to cop a feel in the dark the ride would stop cause a bunch of wheelchair people kept getting on. how dare them. then we left and i was sad cause they changed the voice of the monorail dude. i am personally offended. i knew the monorail dude better than i knew my own father dammit!! sigh i'm retarded.
shane has been scaring me a little bit lately. he's becoming oddly obsessed with the food network. all last week he would wake up at like 3 in the morning and make food. i spent the night over there every day last week and he made like a different dish every night. one night he went outside and grilled steaks even though it was freeeezing outside. he also made tacos one night and some weird pork thing that had apples in it. i think he needs help. oh and he keeps feeding my kitten all of his food and she's starting to like him more than me!! it's just not fair. not fair!!
this weekend was okay. we went to a party on friday. kyle was there with his new FIFTEEN year old girlfriend. ewwwww!!! then afterward we went to steak n shake cause shane is used to eating at 3 in the morning now. i got a milkshake and spilled it everywhere but the nice server guy gave me a new one. then we all had to listen to drunk katie whine about some guy she made out with that then made out with someone slut in front of her or something and she was like crying and shane kept making fun of her behind her back. she truly was making no sense!!
last night i threw a sleepover because i'm cool like that. i guess. actually i threw a sleepover because shane went to some concert and i was lonely. :( but all these people came over to my house and i had to tell them to leave me the fuck alone cause i was having a sleepever dammit! it was me, rory, katie, and e and then ashley came over but she didn't spend the night. anyway we just played with princess puss-in-boots, stole my mother's drugs, made popcorn, and watched porn that rory tivoed for me. my mom got a tivo for all the tvs in the house for some reason so now i can tape all this shit. i'm gonna start taping the oc!!! woohooo!!
hmmmm today has been boring as hell since everyone left. i've been playing the sims 2 and i made a britney and kevin one and after like five minutes they were doing it in the hot tub and britney's already pregnant. now kevin's totally flirting with this girl from across the street and britney's fat and pissed. drama!!! i think i'm going to continue my game so bye to ME!