007 Questionnaire
1. In your opinion, what is your best feature? I’m so beautiful, I can’t choose! …Well, maybe my teeth. Yes, my teeth are so white and shiny that they can even blind NEJI, and let me tell you, not everyone can accomplish that. (I have to work hard to keep them in good condition, too!)
2. What is your most prized possession? My friends. I would give my life for them.
3. What is your first memory? My mother hugging me in the livingroom, under a white square of sunlight… She had a pink dress on, with lots of ruffles and skirts underneath, and it was warm. She smelled like roses.
4. What's the most beautiful thing you've ever seen? Lady Sakura, of COURSE.
5. What is your favorite kind of weather? A sun-drenched spring morning!
6. What is your favorite drink? Orange juice! It’s sweet, and delicious, and oh-so-nutritious! (And it doesn’t turn me into a raging lunatic!) VITAMIN C!!!
…But now that I think about it, milk is good for you too. Vitamin D and calcium and what not. Warm milk with a lot of cream is really good. Milk with orange juice…?
Oh, but I once had this hot chocolate stuff at the Blue Butterfly, and it was… indescribable. Just as mind-blowing as curry.
I give up! I have no favorite drink! TT___TT GAI-SENSEI!!
7. What is the most embarrassing thing that has ever happened to you? Well… Gai-sensei walked in on Neji and me when we were in a most compromising position. BUT IT WASN’T WHAT IT LOOKED LIKE, HONEST!! And Neji, with his precious Byakugan, should have been able to see me coming. So really he hadn’t been careful enough, and who leaves their clothes on a tree branch where they could be easily whipped off by the wind or a careening body, and sent into a rushing river before anyone notices? Neji should take better care of his items when he bathes. I left my clothes back at the camp, and put my towel on a rock nearby, and - at any rate, it wasn’t what it looked like.
8. What is your deepest, most well hidden sexual fantasy? *blushes and sputters* W-what?! We’re in a REBELLION! I have no time to consort with - that is to say - I mean, I would have to be MARRIED or found my true love, the p-person I would stay with for all time, before I ever - *chokes on saliva*
9. Describe the perfect date. A - a date? Who - Lady Sakura! I could take her to that nice waterfall on the river, and then maybe we could have a picnic in a sunlit clearing with trees and woodland creatures and birds singing overhead! Doesn’t that sound wonderful? *swoons*
10. What do you believe in, above all else? Love.
11. Do you believe in a higher power/God? I believe in karma. Gai-sensei always said that one will be rewarded for one’s efforts, and my efforts are the only reason why I am as strong as I am today! (Karma also means that those Akatsuki scum will get what’s coming to them…)
12. What's the worst thing you could actually do to someone you hated? Spare no details. Well, the absolute worst thing I could do to anyone would be to torture them physically and mentally for a prolonged period of time, but I’d NEVER do that. I think... well, maybe just using my Fists of Justice to show them the path of Honor and Chivalry! (Tough love, like Gai-sensei's!)
13. Overall, what do you think is wrong with most people? They’ve lost their way… The strong push down the weak, and no one cares. People only look out for themselves. I understand, times are hard, but we should all still support for each other, and not let corruption and power lead us astray…
14. What was the worst injury you've ever received? How did it happen? The worst injury I have ever received has not happened yet. But it was in a glorious fight with a most worthy opponent!
15. What do you do when you're bored? I am NEVER bored, because I always have something to do, but if I have nothing to do, I TRAIN. I still have two hundred laps to go around the camp, actually...