Things that deserved less than their own entry
WORST WAYS TO PROPOSITION FOR A BLOW JOB
"I'm an introvert, but part of me is extremely extroverted."
While driving, "mind taking the wheel?"
"My friends say I make the best hot dogs. It's all about the toppings. Toppings like you!"
"Want to help me study for sex ed? This is the penis and that's the oral cavity."
"Do you like classic literature? Because I've got a modest proposal."
Wait until someone says they wouldn't touch something with a ten foot pole, "but you would touch the pole."
JERRY HAD A GERBIL AND IT STUCK HIM UP ITS ASS.
TREES
Say a bird had trees for legs, and they're large legs, a person lives in them. There is a flock of birds, a city lives in them.
HERO
The story starts as the hero is being absolutely pummeled by some villains. Suddenly he starts to get in and fight back. Luckily our tenacious bad guys brought a bone saw and they vivaciously cut off his leg. Then they pick up the disembodied leg and move to hit him, but our hero blocks the shot! In fact he counters by picking up the leg and hitting THEM with it! He beats his attackers down to the now bloody ground and roars like an animal. He runs out side and stares at the dumpster, saying goodbye to his leg.
The next day, he realizes what a brilliant weapon it was, runs back, gets it and gets in tights...or just one tight, I guess. Thus our hero became our hero. He begins appearing on crime scenes like bank robberies and beating down the crooks then stealing some of the loot for payment. When his leg begins to rot, he throws fermeldahide in it and gets back into action. Now his leg that he wields like a dull katana also poisons his victims when he attacks! He likes this weapon so much that he chops off the other leg too!
Um... I don't think there's anything more to this.
"I'm an introvert, but part of me is extremely extroverted."
While driving, "mind taking the wheel?"
"My friends say I make the best hot dogs. It's all about the toppings. Toppings like you!"
"Want to help me study for sex ed? This is the penis and that's the oral cavity."
"Do you like classic literature? Because I've got a modest proposal."
Wait until someone says they wouldn't touch something with a ten foot pole, "but you would touch the pole."
JERRY HAD A GERBIL AND IT STUCK HIM UP ITS ASS.
TREES
Say a bird had trees for legs, and they're large legs, a person lives in them. There is a flock of birds, a city lives in them.
HERO
The story starts as the hero is being absolutely pummeled by some villains. Suddenly he starts to get in and fight back. Luckily our tenacious bad guys brought a bone saw and they vivaciously cut off his leg. Then they pick up the disembodied leg and move to hit him, but our hero blocks the shot! In fact he counters by picking up the leg and hitting THEM with it! He beats his attackers down to the now bloody ground and roars like an animal. He runs out side and stares at the dumpster, saying goodbye to his leg.
The next day, he realizes what a brilliant weapon it was, runs back, gets it and gets in tights...or just one tight, I guess. Thus our hero became our hero. He begins appearing on crime scenes like bank robberies and beating down the crooks then stealing some of the loot for payment. When his leg begins to rot, he throws fermeldahide in it and gets back into action. Now his leg that he wields like a dull katana also poisons his victims when he attacks! He likes this weapon so much that he chops off the other leg too!
Um... I don't think there's anything more to this.