Прописные истины

[splineshaft]

C большой вероятностью это баян-бабаян, но все же копипасчу сей псто.
Взято отсюда.

Six Phases of a Project

• Enthusiasm
• Disillusionment
• Panic
• A Search for the Guilty
• The Punishment of the Innocent
• Praise and Honor for the Non-Participants

Flow Chart for Project Decision Making

+---------+
                       |  START  |
                       +---------+
                            |
                            V
            YES       +------------+      NO
      +---------------|  DOES THE  |---------------+
      |               | DAMN THING |               |
      V               |    WORK?   |               V
+------------+        +------------+        +--------------+  NO
| DON'T FUCK |                              | DID YOU FUCK |-----+
| WITH IT    |                              |   WITH IT?   |     |
+------------+                              +--------------+     |
      |                                            |             |
      |                                            | YES         |
      |                                            V             |
      |  +------+     +-------------+       +---------------+    |
      |  | HIDE |  NO | DOES ANYONE |<------| YOU DUMBSHIT! |    |
      |  |  IT  |<----|    KNOW?    |       +---------------+    |
      |  +------+     +-------------+                            |
      |      |               |                                   |
      |      |               V                                   |
      |      |        +-------------+       +-------------+      |
      |      |        |   YOU POOR  |  YES  |  WILL YOU   |      |
      |      |        |   BASTARD   |<------| CATCH HELL? |<-----+
      |      |        +-------------+       +-------------+
      |      |               |                     |
      |      |               |                     | NO
      |      |               V                     V
      |      V        +-------------+       +------------+
      +-------------->|    STOP     |<------| SHITCAN IT |
                      +-------------+       +------------+